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| Wis. Man, Named [You'll NEVER guess it!], Accused Of Assaulting Cop & Deputy |
| 2016-03-02 |
| OLYMPIA, Wash. -- A man whose legal name has made headlines in recent years is accused of assaulting a college officer and a deputy, according to CBS affiliate KIRO. Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested on Sunday. Citing court documents, The Olympian reported that the Wisconsin man was seen tearing down fliers at the Evergreen State College and a confrontation ensued with a campus officer. During the struggle, he allegedly grabbed the officer's gun, but then bit the officer's ring finger several times. He also attempted to stab the officer with a pen, according to the newspaper. The newspaper also reported that after punches were thrown, Zopittybop-bop-bop allegedly fled on foot. A Thurston County deputy saw the suspect and chased him into a wooded area, where he allegedly threw rocks and a brick at the deputy. Afterwards, another deputy joined the pursuit and used a Taser on the suspect. Zopittybop-bop-bop was then tackled, handcuffed and arrested, according to the court documents. In court on Monday, a prosecutor reportedly deferred to the suspect's original name, Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, adding that he was unable to verify the name change. Zopitty-bop-bop had reportedly legally changed his name in 2011. The suspect's bail was set at $50,000 with an arraignment set for Feb. 16, according to The Olympian. This is not the man's first brush with law enforcement. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was first arrested in 2012 on a concealed weapon charge and drug charges in Wisconsin, with his name gaining national attention. He was also arrested on drug charges a year later in Iowa. Further research indicates Mr. Zopittybop-bop-bop's home turf is Madison, WI. Surprise! |
| Posted by:Blossom Unains5562 |
| #10 @#9 - here's the last line of #8 (in some version of Chinese): Yōumò kěyǐ chéngwéi nǐ de péngyǒu, Tèbié Zài bù nàme yōumò bèi. |
| Posted by: Blossom Unains5562 2016-03-02 19:02 |
| #9 Especially humorous, considering the commenter is posting from a Chinese IP. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2016-03-02 18:54 |
| #8 @#6: The article seems to be posted in its entirety and, therefore, does not meet the definition of "click-bait." Humor can be your friend, esp. in not-so-humorous times. |
| Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2016-03-02 14:03 |
| #7 We'll take it under consideration. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2016-03-02 13:43 |
| #6 Come ON, what is with these clickbait headlines? What is this, a link farm? Editors, please change these before publication. |
| Posted by: Fester Thrimble9033 2016-03-02 10:39 |
| #5 Son of Unskinny bop bop bop bop and Papa oo mao mao papa oo mao mao. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2016-03-02 08:47 |
| #4 Biting the officer's ring finger? Maybe they should call him Gollum for short. |
| Posted by: Sven the pelter 2016-03-02 07:33 |
| #3 His close friends call him SoShitty-plop-plop-plop |
| Posted by: Airandee 2016-03-02 06:59 |
| #2 Same here. Played like a screechy Biberian violin of hate, I was. Fear Muslims? You're prejudiced, buddy, For Islam is peaceful, not bloody. Well, that's what they tell us... The murderous fellas Must frighten themselves, or they're nutty! |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2016-03-02 02:22 |
| #1 My guess was Mohammed - I'm such a bigot! |
| Posted by: Raj 2016-03-02 01:30 |