[LEADERSHIP.NG] Five notorious Boko Haram... not to be confused with Procol Harum, Harum Scarum, possibly to be confused with Helter Skelter. The Nigerian version of al-Qaeda and the Taliban rolled together and flavored with a smigeon of distinctly Subsaharan ignorance and brutality...
logistics suppliers who specialised in sneaking sex enhancement and other related substances to their colleagues have been intercepted by troops of the Nigerian Army while trying to convey a large number of hard drugs, including Viagra, to yet unascertained destinations, officials said.
The suspects, who disguised themselves as local villagers on legitimate movement, usually rode on donkeys.
Luck deserted them when they ran into troops of the Nigerian Army on Tuesday on their way to supply large quantities of drugs to their colleagues.
Spokesman of the Nigerian Army, Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman, said three of them were killed while trying to escape.
"Today at about 9.25am, troops of 120 Task Force Battalion, 27 Task Force Brigade, in conjunction with vigilantes, while on patrol intercepted five Boko Haram Death Eaters logistics team at Gotumba area trying to move logistics items to suspected Boko Haram hideouts at Aluwa, using five donkeys.
"The terrorists, on sighting the patrol team, ran and abandoned the items. However,
alcohol has never solved anybody's problems. But then, neither has milk...
the team pursued and killed three of them, while two escaped with gunshot wounds.
"Items recovered from them include 3 packets of Tramol, 2 packets of Lamumol, 7 packets of Really Extra, 2 packets of Viagra®, 2 packets of Viagra® and 14 of washing soap.
| ...soap being the most potent item on the list... |
| ...useful for making escapes, I suppose, but not nearly as terrifying as white Toyota trucks when raiding. How have the mighty fallen! |
| At the beginning of the article I had pictured giant panniers overflowing with pills, but this is just sad. |