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Canada's Supreme Court Legalizes Some Sex Acts with Animals
2016-06-11
[Breitbart] Canada’s highest court has just ruled that some sex acts between humans and animals are legal.

In a quixotic ruling, the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for raping and sexually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of "bestiality." The man reportedly, "smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act."

The convicted man took his case to the Canadian Supreme Court, demanding that the bestiality charge be nullified. In the end, the court agreed.

As a result of the rape case, the court ruled 7 to 1 that humans having sexual contact with animals is OK if there is no "penetration" involved in the act.

In its ruling, the court decided that the legislature had not clearly defined the terms in the country’s bestiality laws and the way the statute is written should be read to only outlaw animal penetration, whether that penetration is animal to human or vice versa.

"Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery.....
Posted by:Besoeker

#8  New meaning to the term, "Riding bareback..."
Posted by: CrazyFool   2016-06-11 16:59  

#7  I think the humans involved need to be compelled to undergo psychiatric analysis, and then publicly shamed by the ASPCA or its equivalent. This is some sick abusive stuff with creatures that can't understand or consent. Disgusting...
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2016-06-11 14:15  

#6  I don't know but I've been told, sometimes if you want a cow impregnated the bull is gonna need some help.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2016-06-11 13:35  

#5  Ima gettin married in the mornin!
Dink, dink her bells are gonna chime!
Pull out the stopper, we'll have a flopper,
But get me to the barnyard on time!



Maurice! Fetch the Triumph! It is my destiny to yet again ride around brooding Castle Rantburg.

WTF you brought the pompatus of love into the Triumph? WTF? You prevert! Take me directly to the nearest Honda dealer that me might be in Accord.


Posted by: Shipman   2016-06-11 12:44  

#4  How does the animal give informed consent? Without it wouldn't it be rape?
Posted by: Glenmore   2016-06-11 11:49  

#3  "You screw one goat.."
Posted by: Frank G   2016-06-11 10:55  

#2  I'm thinking Canada has gone completely off the rails.
Posted by: JohnQC   2016-06-11 10:32  

#1  Fido now eagerly awaiting the sexbot revolution.
Posted by: Iblis   2016-06-11 10:03  

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