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Home Front: Politix
Amazon Reviews of Hillary's New Book
2016-09-18
H/T Don Surber. This one's priceless:
I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. As if that wasn't enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway.
There are 787 reviews as of 11:20 a.m. ET. Eighty-four percent gave it one star.
Posted by:Phert Thromons9801

#10  I've been reading them. Some are pretty funny. Almost as good as the #hillaryshealth on twitter.
Posted by: phil_b   2016-09-18 20:42  

#9  Publishers don't advance her money for the book, it's for influence.
Posted by: Mike N.    2016-09-18 19:35  

#8  Anyone come up with
Stronger Catheter
yet?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-09-18 16:59  

#7  Very funny review of Stronger Together.
Posted by: JohnQC   2016-09-18 16:08  

#6  Wasn't Bill Ayers available?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2016-09-18 15:48  

#5  Thought Hildabeest wrote a book already and it was a flop. This one was a flop too. You'd think the publishers would quit advancing her big bucks. I'll file this away as just another Clintonista money laundering scheme.
Posted by: JohnQC   2016-09-18 15:43  

#4  Went through 15/85 (at the time) pages of reviews. I think there were only a couple 5-star reviews who were actually for the book, the others 5-stars were satire.

My favorite, actually, was a pro-Hillary post which went something like, "Don't listen to the one star reviews - they are all Trump supporters, and Amazon should shut down the comments."
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-09-18 15:42  

#3  One more try: me posting
Posted by: Matt   2016-09-18 14:18  

#2  That was reposting, btw
Posted by: Matt   2016-09-18 14:17  

#1  one of the 5 star reviews is below

5.0 out of 5 starsI want to live
ByAmyon September 17, 2016
Format: Paperback
Nothing new here. The book is full of lies, just like Hillary. I'm leaving a five star review so I don't get straight up murdered.
Posted by: lord garth   2016-09-18 14:04  

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