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| Today's Idiot |
| 2016-10-08 |
 OCTOBER 5--In a scene deserving of a "Yakety Sax" score, a 350-pound Florida man ran from a Walmart with two stolen TVs, but his getaway was compromised when his pants--containing his ID--"fell off as he ran away," according to cops who yesterday apprehended the suspect, who had a crack pipe stuffed with Brillo buried in his anus at the time of his 3:43 AM arrest. |
| Posted by:Blossom Unains5562 |
| #3 He needed the TVs to get timely information on hurricane evacuation notices... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2016-10-08 08:47 |
| #2 TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!! |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2016-10-08 08:26 |
| #1 Bummer!!!!! |
| Posted by: Canuckistan sniper 2016-10-08 01:47 |