[DAWN] DERA MURAD JAMALI: Five rustics were killed and three others injured in an armed clash between two rival groups of the Lashari tribe in the Gajan area of Jhal Magsi district on Friday."Jeb-Mohammed, them varmints down the holler been makin' eyes at Fatima-Sue!"
Two gangs of the Lashari tribe had an exchange of fire in the Goth Qazi Ismail area of Gajan for several hours, according to official sources. They used heavy weapons, including rockets, which killed three people and injured five others, added the sources.
"Bobby-Mahmoud, gimme that there rocket launcher! I'll show them a thang or two!"
The injured were taken to the district hospital where two of them died.
"Ever'thing's gettin' dark, Jeb-Mohammad! Tell... tell Aisha-May I was thinkin' about her... her... her sheep when I went!"
"Two sub-clans of the Lashari tribe attacked each other with sophisticated weapons over an old enmity," said Jhal Magsi Deputy Commissioner retired Captain Muhammad Waseem. The cause of the old enmity was honour killing.
"Yep! That there Bibi-Sue needed killin', makin' eyes at her second cousin like that!"
"Did not! She was his first cousin, an' they wuz promised in vani!"
"'Tweren't not!"
"It were!"
[BANG!]
[BANG!]
[BANGETY BANG BANG! ZING! BOOM!]
"Maw! Maw! They're at it again!"
Levies and Balochistan
...the Pak province bordering Kandahar and Uruzgun provinces in Afghanistan and Sistan Baluchistan in Iran. Its native Baloch propulation is being displaced by Pashtuns and Punjabis and they aren't happy about it...
Constabulary personnel rushed to the site and cordoned off the area but the firing continued.
"Here, you miscreants! Cease and desist that indiscriminate firing!"
The rival groups eventually stopped after a few women intervened and urged truce in the name of the Koran.
"One false move outta youse guys and the Koran gets it!"
"He means what he sez, Jeb-Mohammad! Drop yer guns!"
The dear departed were identified as Jan Mohammad, Khamisa Khan, Ghulam Rasool, Mohammad Dawood and Ali Mohammad.
"Doctor Quincy to the white courtesy phone! Calling Doctor Quincy!"