[Dhaka Tribune] A mob smashed the testicles Aaaiiieee! I am unmanned!
No, I think it's something more like, "AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAIIUIUUEEEEE!!!! again!!! And again, I do say! AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!
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... the student wing of the Bangla Awami League ...
leader in Chuadanga as punishment after he was caught raping a middle-aged woman on late Friday night.
Here, you! Cease inflicting unwanted carnal knowledge on that lady of mature years!
Bugger off!
Take that, coward, bully, cad, and thief!
Owwwowwwowww!
According to witnesses, Tanim Hasan Tarek, general secretary of Bangladesh Chhatra League (BCL) Chuadanga Govt College unit, raped a woman at gunpoint on the college campus.
"Drop yer drawers, lady! I'm a big shot and you ain't!"
A cry for help from the 40-year-old woman’s son attracted people who mobbed up and caught Tarek.
"Mother! Help!"
The mob gave Tarek a heavy beating and smashed his testicles, leaving him critically injured.
"Aaaarrr!! Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb! Who's got a brick?"
"I got a brick!"
"I got another brick!"
[SMASH!]
"
Later, some of Tarek’s cohorts rescued him at death's door and rushed him to Chuadanga General Hospital on early Saturday morning. He was moved to
"There, there, Tarek! They won't get you here!"
"
Meanwhile,
...back at the saw mill, Scarface Al had tied Little Nell to the log and was about to turn on the buzz saw...
the BCL Central Committee permanently expelled Tarek from the organization, according to a blurb signed by BCL President Saifur Rahman Sohag and General Secretary SM Jakir Hossain on Sunday, after pictures and video of the incident surfaced on social media.
"Tell 'im he's fired!"
"That's the least of his troubles right now, chief!"
The Chuadanga Govt College unit of BCL was dissolved as well, the release says.
"Tell 'em they're all fired!"
On Saturday, the rape victim filed a case with Chuadanga Sadar cop shoppe accusing Tarek, said Tozammel Haque, officer-in-charge.
"He's the one, officer! He dunnit! The guy with the hamburgered snarglies!"
Locals alleged that Tarek and some BCL men often take some college girls to a nearby hotel and rape them.
"Nope. 'Tain't the first time!"
"It'll be the last time for him!"
Rape by the BCL men at the college is a regular incident, said a few sources at the college who preferred to be unnamed. They also demanded exemplary punishment for the rapists.
Getting nut-crunched isn't exemplary?