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North Korea Begs China to Stop Calling Kim Jong-un Fat
2016-11-17
[FREEBEACON] North Korean ministers have made a state request to officials in China begging them to stop referring to their "glorious leader" Kim Pudge Jong-un
...the overweight, pouty-looking hereditary potentate of North Korea. Pudge appears to believe in his own divinity, but has yet to produce any loaves and fishes, so his subjects remain malnourished...
as fat, according to the Sun.

The officials in the North Korean government reportedly asked China to stop referring to their overweight leader as Jin San Pang, or "Kim Fatty III," in media or conversations.

Other nicknames used by China’s media for the "glorious leader" include Jin Pang Pang (Kim Fat Fatty) and Jin San Fei (Kim Abundant III).

The Apple Daily, a Hong Kong-based tabloid-style newspaper, has reported that officials in Pyongyang have pressed old friends for quick action. North Korean ministers fear heads will roll if Kim Fatty III finds out about his unflattering nicknames.

It has been widely cited that the plump leader’s extravagant taste is largely to blame for his weight, gaining 88 pounds in his five years in power from feasting on Swiss cheese, whiskey, and scallops.

Posted by:Fred

#8  Ewwwww, salami and mayo?
Posted by: Shipman   2016-11-17 23:22  

#7  But his favorite sandwich is a Monte Crisco.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-11-17 13:38  

#6  When Kim Jong says build more subs, he murders the officers who don't bring him bread, salami, and mayo.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-11-17 13:34  

#5  When North Korea says they will go to the moon, they go visit Kim Jong.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-11-17 13:33  

#4  Kim Jong Nom Nom
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2016-11-17 13:11  

#3  I goiter-soup as the next big food stuff.
Posted by: Shipman   2016-11-17 13:08  

#2  Kim Jong-I'll have thirds.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-11-17 12:25  

#1  Swiss cheese, whiskey, and scallops.

Ingredients for Kim Rarebit.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-11-17 12:24  

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