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| Iraqi Informant: ISIS’ Baghdadi sleeps with a suicide belt |
| 2016-11-18 |
| [ENGLISH.ALARABIYA.NET] A few weeks ago, one djinn-infested Mosul ... the home of a particularly ferocious and hairy djinn... resident began sending text messages to Iraqi intelligence in Baghdad, saying that ISIS chief His Supreme Immensity, Caliph of the Faithful and Galactic Overlord, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi ...formerly merely the head of ISIL and a veteran of the Bagram jailhouse. Looks like a new messiah to bajillions of Moslems, like just another dead-eyed mass murder to the rest of us... has begun to crack under pressure. The text messages, which started in the first week of November and obtained by Rooters News Agency, said Baghdadi "has become very temperamental" and that "he has even let go of himself in terms of his appearances." "He used to care a lot about how he looks and portrays himself. Not much these days though," one text message read. The informant said Baghdad currently lives underground, using tunnels that extend to wider parts of the city. "He also goes to bed wearing a suicide belt. He is convinced that he will never be taken alive so he wears it in case he gets tossed in the calaboose I ain't sayin' nuttin' widdout me mout'piece! ," the informant said. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #8 Hahaha...peppered vodka with a clam back! |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2016-11-18 20:21 |
| #7 Do we got Clamato juice in the back? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2016-11-18 16:07 |
| #6 To use a hoary Old Patriot meme - the time is coming for an Arclight or three. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2016-11-18 11:03 |
| #5 It's all fun and games until the Hellfire missiles might rain down on you. |
| Posted by: gorb 2016-11-18 10:41 |
| #4 Apparently his favorite goat left him. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2016-11-18 09:48 |
| #3 Pleasant Dreams.. Some people go to Hell while they are still alive. |
| Posted by: Theanter Elmeck1752 2016-11-18 08:45 |
| #2 But you know, Suicide Pillow WMAPGNFAB. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2016-11-18 00:17 |
| #1 I used to have my special pillow for times of stress. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2016-11-18 00:17 |