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A Handy Guide For Liberals Who Are Suddenly Interested In Gun Ownership
2016-11-21
[Monster Hunter Nation] That title isn't joking. This post is aimed at my liberal readers. I'm a libertarian leaning Republican and gun expert, who thinks you are wrong about a lot of stuff, but I'm not writing this to gloat about your loss. For the record, I disliked all the presidential candidates.
You're not alone there, Mr. Correia.
Judging by your social media over the last few days many liberals have been utterly terrified that your government might turn tyrannical or that evil people will now be emboldened to hurt you. I'm going to let you in on a little thing the other half of the country is familiar with to keep those unlikely, yet catastrophic, events from happening.

And that my lefty friends, is 2nd Amendment.

Having just gone through a war against a tyrannical government, the Founders understood that governments can go bad, so they made sure to note our God given right (or we'll say naturally occurring right, since a bunch of you are atheists)
(so are some on the right side of the aisle, Mr. Correia, and also some in the middle, but that is a quibble compared to your main point)
to keep and bear arms in order to defend ourselves. The 2nd Amendment isn't about hunting or "sporting purposes", it's about having weapons that you can fight with. As an added bonus, being able to protect yourself from a tyrannical government means that you're a lot better equipped to deal with any common criminal who decides to hurt you.

Before I get into the details about how to enjoy your newly discovered 2nd Amendment rights, let me just say that I get you're sad, angry, bitter, and fearful. But just like my people over the last few elections, you'll get over it. The really hyperbolic freak outs about Literally Hitler make you sound just like the Alex Jones crowd worried that Obama was going to herd Christians into FEMA camps last time. So take a deep breath and relax. Your friends and neighbors are the same as they were last week. The vast majority weren't voting because racism, they voted against the status quo and a really unlikable Democrat. And no, they aren't going to round you up into cattle cars.

But in the off chance they do, let's get you prepared!
Posted by:Mullah Richard

#9  To pick up a gun to use it, you have to be prepared to 'die on that hill'. I don't recall a lot of the Left who are inclined so, but they're more than willing to fund others (see - thugs) to do it for them. Only works till the thugs start losing and then decide there are better things to pursue in life than being cannon fodder.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2016-11-21 18:04  

#8  Why not use assault d!ldos?

I'd probably get stuck humping in the batteries. The bigger lads always got the extra batteries and ammo.
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-11-21 15:26  

#7  Why not use assault d!ldos?
I remember reading about some woman who had a firearm removed from her assault d!ldo holster as she was being booked into jail.
Posted by: Glenmore   2016-11-21 15:20  

#6  Why not use assault d!ldos?

Ah, the rubber truncheon!
Posted by: Skidmark   2016-11-21 13:59  

#5  Seriously, go read the article.

It is worth it for LGBTWTFBBQ communities.

And its right information for everyone who may take an interest.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-11-21 13:20  

#4  Don't hold your breath, John. They are statists loving little tyrants and having the 2nd amendment keeps them from having complete power over your life.
Posted by: DarthVader   2016-11-21 12:43  

#3  Maybe in time, these lefties will even come to appreciate the 2nd Amendment.
Posted by: JohnQC   2016-11-21 09:28  

#2  I know many of you are scared of guns, but just think of them like fire extinguishers, but for murderers.

I'm keeping that one.
Posted by: Bobby   2016-11-21 07:26  

#1  Why not use assault d!ldos?
Posted by: gorb   2016-11-21 03:45  

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