[NEWSWEEK] Thousands of Gazooks erupted into the streets on Thursday to protest crippling electricity shortages in the bitter winter weather.An estimated 10,000-strong crowd began the march at the Jabaliya refugee camp in the northern Gazoo Strip and headed towards the offices of an electricity company, in one of the largest displays of unrest in the territory since Paleostinian holy warrior group Hamas, always the voice of sweet reason, took control in 2007.
Protesters directed their anger towards Paleostinian politicians: the ineffectual Mahmoud Abbas
... a graduate of the prestigious unaccredited Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow with a doctorate in Holocaust Denial...
, President of the Paleostinian Authority, and Ismail Haniyeh
...became Prime Minister after the legislative elections of 2006 which Hamas won. President Mahmoud Abbas dismissed Haniyeh from office on 14 June 2007 at the height of the Fatah-Hamas festivities, but Haniyeh did not acknowledge the decree and continues as the PM of Gazoo while Abbas maintains a separate PM in the West Bank...
, Hamas’s leader in Gazoo, shouting: "Oh, Haniyeh and Abbas, we are being trampled!" according to eyewitnesses, the New York Times
...which still proudly displays Walter Duranty's Pulitzer prize...
reported. They burned tires and threw stones outside the electricity company offices.