 | Daily Mail article is here. Of course it's the Daily Mail so there are plenty of pics, but those might not be as helpful as you'd hope... |
[Moonbattery] It used to be that has-beens attempting to extend their 15 minutes would come out as gay.
| Maybe she could come out as sober. That'd be a shocka... |
| I seem to recall she dabbled with girls a few years ago, but mostly played at rehab. |
But that doesn’t shock anyone nowadays.
| Okay, she could come out as a Republican... |
Maybe this will work:
Members of the Muslim faith are welcoming Lindsay Lohan to Islam
| Where "hop into the sack" has a slightly different meaning... |
after the actress deleted her Instagram account and changed her bio on the social media site.
Over the weekend, Lohan got rid of every photo on her Instagram page, leaving nothing but her profile picture and a bio that now reads: ’Alaikum salam.’ The Arabic greeting translates to ’and unto you peace,’ and many took it mean that Lohan was converting to the Muslim faith.
| Soon to be living in Syria married to an DAESH fighter and threatening the West with beheadings and more nude pics... |
Lindsay’s acting and singing careers have pretty much petered out,
but she may still have work in the entertainment sector in her future -- as an ISIS sex slave.
| Definitely bringing new meaning to "career suicide"... |
Being an enlightened kind of gal, Lindsay surely knows where women fit in according to the Islamic scheme of things. She ought to demonstrate her sincerity by heading to Raqqa, where she might be able to improve the morale of Soldiers of Allah, provided they aren’t too picky.
| Next she'll be preaching the evils of sex, drugs and strong drink... |
If you have a strong stomach, watch Lindsay denounce her country on behalf of Islam.
Whether she has actually converted or is just dabbling like a Tinseltown flake is unclear.
Yes, this is only about Ms. Lohan, but the larger picture is that so many Lister downgrades are converting to this abomination.
| It will be educational a few years hence, when Islam is no longer fashionable and they try to give it up. |
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