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UAE planning first-ever Islamic mission to Mars
2017-02-05
1.465,786th holiest place in Islam
The United Arab Emirates is preparing to become the first Islamic nation to launch a mission to Mars.

In 2020, an unmanned craft called Hope will take off from Japan and travel to the red planet.

Last year, religious leaders in the UAE issued a fatwa forbidding Muslims from landing on Mars.

However, the robotic spaceship will not actually touch down on the Martian surface.
Just claim it from orbit. Seething commences
Posted by:Frank G

#5  They tried to auto-circumcise the vehicle before escape stage. Only the holy must leave earth, see ? Japan designed a single stage system to jettison the tip itself , before escape.
Abject failure.

Posted by: Bhoot   2017-02-05 18:17  

#4  Assembling the Al-Burāq as we speak...
Posted by: Blossom Unains5562   2017-02-05 16:43  

#3  Blew up on takeoff, experts were baffled if it was a mechanical issue or one of the astronauts.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2017-02-05 16:06  

#2  The reason Muslims aren't supposed to go to Mars is because praying while facing Mecca becomes a problem in orbital dynamics.
Posted by: ed in texas   2017-02-05 13:13  

#1  LOL, they are paying Japan to do it for them?
Posted by: KBK   2017-02-05 09:02  

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