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Pudgy's half-brother Kim Jong-nam assassinated in Malaysia by 'female NK spies with poison needle'
2017-02-14
Kim Jong-nam, the estranged half-brother
By birth, not by weight...
of North Korean dictator Fat Boy Kim Jong-un, has reportedly been killed at an airport in Malaysia by North Korean agents wielding "poison needles."

Yonhap news said Kim Jong-nam, who is believed to be in his 40s, was killed on Monday morning in Kuala Lumpur.

Quoting government sources, other media reports claim Mr Kim died after being jabbed by a poisoned needle by two women in the city's airport.
So he was smart enough not to eat the sushi but not smart enough to stay away from a pretty girl...
The women are believed to be North Korean agents but have so far been able to evade a police hunt.
Any direct flights to Pyongyang? Or to Beijing with a connector?
Police in Malaysia told Reuters that an unidentified North Korean man had died en route to hospital from Kuala Lumpur airport on Monday.

Mohmad Salleh, the Malaysian CID director, told the Telegraph: "Kim Jong Nam was feeling unwell on Monday morning while he was waiting for a flight to Macau at KLIA.

"He was taken to KLIA clinic for further treatment, but because of the condition he was in, he was rushed to Putrajaya hospital, but passed away soon after arriving.

"Police have classified the death of Kim Jong Nam as sudden death and are waiting for the full postmortem report to decide further action."

Abdul Aziz Ali, police chief for the Sepang district, said the man's identity was yet to be confirmed. However, he he been widely identified by South Korean media as Kim Jong-nam.

An employee in the emergency ward of Putrajaya hospital told Reuters that a deceased Korean who was born in 1970 and surnamed Kim had been taken there.
Continues, but you get the drift.
Posted by:Ununter Omereque1340

#3  Bow to the target,
Blame cupid, cupid
You think you're smart
Stupid, stupid
Posted by: Crusader   2017-02-14 13:28  

#2  I liked the old Russian trick with an umbrella but I guess this will do.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2017-02-14 12:07  

#1  well, it was too hard to get an AA battery into an airport

Snark of the day.
Posted by: Frank G   2017-02-14 10:21  

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