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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

Lana Del Rey using witchcraft to rid the world of Donald Trump

2017-02-28

[INDEPENDENT.CO.UK] Following in the footsteps of Lady Gaga, Lana Del Rey is attempting to use witchcraft to remove Donald Trump
...New York real estate developer, described by Dems as illiterate, racist, misogynistic, and whatever other unpleasant descriptions they can think of, elected by the rest of us as 45th President of the United States...
from Presidency.
You gotta utter the Words of Power just right, y'see?
"At the stroke of midnight," the famed singer Tweeted. "Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23... Ingredients can be found online."
That's when they're gonna let fly with the phlogiston...
Observers noted these dates line-up with the 'waning crescent moon ritual dates,' dates that recently made headlines as members of the occult claimed they would perform ceremonies to rid the world of Donald Trump each time the event occurs.
Pelted with Philosophers' Stones, Trump will be turned to a solid golden statue of himself. Then he can be melted down and the money used for social programs or to fund Green Power projects..

Posted by:Fred

#11 Reality is a crutch.

Posted by: Alaska Paul 2017-02-28 15:11

#10 The reality based party???

Posted by: rjschwarz 2017-02-28 14:23

#9 Cthulhu is a light sleeper.

Well she already blew her SAN (Sanity) check.

Posted by: DarthVader 2017-02-28 13:07

#8 Incidentally, good luck finding Donald's hair to use in the ritual.

Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2017-02-28 12:22

#7 Go to your room, Frank.

Posted by: Pappy 2017-02-28 12:19

#6 As Fred notes, she better not flub the words. Cthulhu is a light sleeper.

Posted by: PBMcL 2017-02-28 12:03

#5 Lana Del Rey! She is one scary witch. Mama, hide the kids scary.

Posted by: JohnQC 2017-02-28 10:24

#4 Gingrich: "She turned me into a Newt!"

Posted by: Frank G 2017-02-28 07:49

#3 ...Miss Del Rey (born Elizabeth Woolridge Grant, AKA 'May Jailer', AKA 'Lizzy Grant', AKA 'Lana Rey Del Mar', AKA 'Sparkle Jump Rope Queen') is a classic example of what happens when you're not right in the first place, and then people start giving you millions of dollars.

You have ONE job: stand there and sing while looking good. Your political opinions matter not insofar as the stay with you.

Mike

Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2017-02-28 05:14

#2 Paging Mr Mather. Mr Cotton Mather, please come to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2017-02-28 02:10

No worries. Been down that road recently.

Posted by: Menhadden Smiter of the Hemps7992 2017-02-28 01:12

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