[Dhaka Tribune] A notorious arms trader has been killed during a shootout with police in Maheshkhali upazila of Cox’s Bazar.[BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!]
"Aaaiiieee! I am undone!"
"Y'er under arrest!"
Maheshkhali police OC Pradip Kumar Dash told the Dhaka Tribune that a police team raided a weapons factory at Maheshkhal’s Keruntoli hill area at around 8am Friday after receiving a tip-off.
"Hello? Is dis da cops? Lissen, dis is Mahmoud da Weasel..."
"Spider senses tingling at the proximity of law enforcers, the gang members opened fire,
"Open indiscriminate fire, boyz!"
which forced the police to retaliate in self defence," he said.
[BANG! BANG! BANG! ETC!]
"Argh! They got me, boyz!"
Khulia Mia, 45, suffered bullet injuries during the shootout and was rushed to Maheshkhali Upazila Health Complex, where doctors declared him dead.
He's dead, Jim!
Seven law enforcers also suffered injuries and were admitted to the same hospital.
"Whoa! That's gotta hurt! You wanta borrow my nail clipper?"
According to OC Pradip, Khulia was a notorious robber and an arms trader in Maheshkhali. He was also one of the Home Ministry’s enlisted criminals accused in more than 20 cases.
" 'E had the death sentence on twelve systems, 'e did!"