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Barbra Streisand Claims Donald Trump Is Making Her Gain Weight
2017-03-06
Seems to be "triggered" into pancakes.

So, who's making her [insert favorite adjective here]?

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Posted by:Blossom Unains5562

#17  Ja wohl, Alan. :-D
Posted by: Barbara   2017-03-06 20:11  

#16  Learned the difference btw fressen & essen at my grandmothers knee 60 years ago.

Children essed and pets fressed.
Posted by: AlanC   2017-03-06 15:10  

#15  Babs has a 'nose' for bs and it's weighing her down.
Posted by: warthogswife   2017-03-06 14:38  

#14  I caught the fressen remark. Zenobia---Well done! No pun intended.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2017-03-06 13:57  

#13  Two delightful turns from Zenobia F and Frank G.

A note with regard to "Please, Prez, call this fresser":

In German, the verb essen, to eat only refers to what people do. Fressen, to eat means when animals gobble their food without even the thought of manners. I discovered accidentally that the two terms are not interchangeable, no matter what my various German-English dictionaries say. Trust our Zenobia F to come up with yet another multilingual reference -- and this is just the audience able to appreciate such things properly. :-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2017-03-06 13:49  

#12  She eats all those pancakes in loving memory of Rachel Corrie.
Posted by: regular joe   2017-03-06 13:22  

#11  wasn't she supposed to leave the country?
Posted by: Jan   2017-03-06 12:52  

#10  The good news is that if she's eating she can't sing.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2017-03-06 11:49  

#9  "Isn't it rich?
Aren't we a pair?
Me, here, putting on pounds,
You with the hair.
Bring on the pounds"
Posted by: Frank G   2017-03-06 10:00  

#8  Southpark had this plot many years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZC67Qr-68
Posted by: lord garth   2017-03-06 06:42  

#7  Her body is trying to catch up with her bloated ego
Posted by: Cheaderhead   2017-03-06 05:57  

#6  Please, just KEEP EATING !
Posted by: Besoeker   2017-03-06 03:58  

#5  At breakfast, alone, she's indignant.
Existence grows empty and stagnant.
Please, Prez, call this fresser
And help her address her
Obsession with Donald Trump regnant.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-03-06 03:56  

#4  I thought she was moving to Canada or Oz if Trump won. What is she still doing in country?

She's been told - by people who ought to know, that Trump's presidency is not for long.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-03-06 02:42  

#3  I thought she was moving to Canada or Oz if Trump won. What is she still doing in country?
Posted by: 3dc   2017-03-06 02:25  

#2  I wonder if my wife will buy that excuse from me?
Posted by: Glenmore   2017-03-06 01:31  

#1  No, your fat mouth is making you gain weight.
Posted by: DarthVader   2017-03-06 00:26  

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