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Indicators show potatoes can grow on Mars
2017-03-09
[PHYS.ORG] The International Potato Center (CIP) launched a series of experiments to discover if potatoes can grow under Mars atmospheric conditions and thereby prove they are also able to grow in extreme climates on Earth. This Phase Two effort of CIP's proof of concept experiment to grow potatoes in simulated Martian conditions began on February 14, 2016 when a tuber was planted in a specially constructed CubeSat contained environment built by engineers from University of Engineering and Technology (UTEC) in Lima based upon designs and advice provided by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration in Ames Research Center (NASA ARC), Caliphornia, an impregnable bastion of the Democratic Party,. Preliminary results are positive.

The Potatoes on Mars project was conceived by CIP to both understand how potatoes might grow in Mars conditions and also see how they survive in the extreme conditions similar to what parts of the world already suffering from climate change and weather shocks are already experiencing.
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#13  Or derbies. I always mix those up.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-03-09 20:32  

#12  Russians and Irishmen

And sturdy brown ladies in bowlers. With Bolivian Martian dust.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-03-09 20:28  

#11  I'm imagining a planet populated with Russians and Irishmen. Does low gravity makes a hangover more bearable?
Posted by: SteveS   2017-03-09 19:52  

#10  Know what they raise on Mars?
Listen now....
They raise potatoes, tomatoes,
tomatoes and potatoes,
potatoes......
potatoes the size of the Hollywood Bowl
How do they peel them?
They peel them with a bulldozer,
OH! Just imagine a nice big bowl of potato salad...
/channeling Slim Gaillard, singing his version
of How High the Moon?
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2017-03-09 19:34  

#9  Potato schnapps. You're (supposed) to make vodka from wheat.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-03-09 13:44  

#8  I'm going to copyright 'Red Sands Vodka'.
Posted by: Pappy   2017-03-09 13:38  

#7  And you can make alcohol out of 'em! Win/win!
Posted by: DarthVader   2017-03-09 13:04  

#6  ..and radical vegans. We'll name the ship, Botany Bay II.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2017-03-09 09:53  

#5  Finally...somewhere to send the Irish-Islamist terrorists.
Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy   2017-03-09 08:11  

#4  I concede.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-03-09 07:30  

#3  Marvin Fries.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2017-03-09 07:27  

#2  Martian fries?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-03-09 06:30  

#1  Gee, just like the movie!
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-03-09 01:06  

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