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| Reporters freak out over radiation: by the numbers using bananas |
| 2017-03-13 |
| Posted by:DarthVader |
| #3 Wait until they find out that the reason you don't see those stub antennas on cell phones is because your body is now the antenna. Good times! |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2017-03-13 17:51 |
| #2 Psst . . . don't tell them about ceramic fillings or they'll go rip all their teeth out! |
| Posted by: gorb 2017-03-13 16:35 |
| #1 bananas are mildly radioactive So are people for the same reason. Someone calculated your life expectancy would be reduced by a few days if you slept next to someone, due to increased risk of cancer from their radioactivity. |
| Posted by: phil_b 2017-03-13 15:58 |