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| Release of Melania Official Portrait Triggers Global Warming |
| 2017-04-14 |
| The East Wishbone Center for Climate Research and Kickback Receipt labelled the unveiling of Mrs. Trump's official portrait as "an unprecedented act of climate aggression", likely to raise the temperature of the planet by 5 degrees centigrade. "Our models accurately account for carbon dioxide, except when they don't, but not an event like this. We all require a large grant to, uh. study this development in great detail." |
| Posted by:Matt |
| #6 Professor Proton: Is the, is the blonde girl really your, your girlfriend? Leonard Hofstadter: Yes, sir. Professor Proton: You're the genius. - BBT |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2017-04-14 16:42 |
| #5 In order words she is DAMN hot! |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2017-04-14 15:26 |
| #4 Mrs. Obama has always looked like a dude in drag. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2017-04-14 15:08 |
| #3 just catching on, Iblis? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2017-04-14 14:32 |
| #2 Compared to this, M. Obama looks like a guy in drag. |
| Posted by: Iblis 2017-04-14 12:53 |
| #1 Ooohhh...I feel some warming! |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2017-04-14 12:37 |