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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Cow falls from sky; Indian man injured
2017-05-02
[Dhaka Tribune] A cow plummeted 70ft from a terrace and crushed a man in Kolkata, injuring the unfortunate man but losing his own bovine life in the process.

Forty three-year-old Abdul Mannan from Kolkata, West Bengal started Sunday morning like every other day. He walked to the local market at Masjid Bari Lane in Tiljala to buy fresh vegetables and other essentials for his family.

At around 8am, as he was checking out cucumbers at a roadside shop, however, his day took a turn for the worse. From the skies above, something heavy fell on him, causing him to collapse on the road.

Injured and fast losing consciousness, Mannan still managed to catch a glimpse of what hit him: an 85kg calf.

Locals and bystanders quickly whisked him off to a private nursing home, from where he was later shifted to a public hospital.

The cow, a six-month-old, which had dropped some 70ft, unfortunately was struck down in his prime. Though Mannan survived, he now has a fracture on his left leg, cracks in a rib and wounds on the back of his head, as well as multiple injuries all over his body that required as many as 18 stitches.

Much as it looked like it was raining cows, the reality was simple enough to explain. For the past week, the calf had been kept captive on the terrace of a nearby four-storey building by one of the building’s tenants.
That's one way to ensure a steady supply of dried dung for the cook stove.
Posted by:Fred

#10  USN, Ret, I love inspired poetry days.
Posted by: trailing wife   2017-05-02 15:53  

#9  Hey diddle, diddle,

The Cat and the Fiddle,
The calf jumped over the fence.
On his way down, he tried flapping his arms
But still caused pain and suspense.

Posted by: USN, Ret.   2017-05-02 15:44  

#8  "As God is my witness, I thought cows could fly"
Posted by: Frank G   2017-05-02 15:40  

#7   Zenobia F -- I am impressed.
Posted by: trailing wife   2017-05-02 12:44  

#6  At around 8am, as he was checking out cucumbers but the price was way to high and he just got saying "I'll pay that price for your crummy cucumbers when cows fly." You know the rest of the story.
Posted by: JohnQC   2017-05-02 12:19  

#5  As God is my witness I thought calves could fly.
Posted by: Mr. Carlson   2017-05-02 11:02  

#4  It was six men of Indostan,
Islamically inclined,
Who all were felled by falling cows,
And all were fully blind
(The kind of droll coincidence
Beloved of Allah's mind)!

etc.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-05-02 10:56  

#3  I was to know if the cow was PUSHED!
Posted by: ed in texas   2017-05-02 08:19  

#2  Where are the 'cow protectors' when you need them?

So the guy was hit by a holy, revered object from the heavens. Is he blessed?

The guy didn't sufficiently cushion the holy creature when it fell. Is he then cursed?

So many deep, deep questions in theology.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-05-02 02:49  

#1  I don't laugh, I don't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
Posted by: gorb   2017-05-02 02:24  

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