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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Sacred cow ambulance service launched in India
2017-05-04
[TELEGRAPH.CO.UK] An ambulance service for cattle has been launched in northern India’s Uttar Pradesh state in a bid to protect animals sacred to the country’s majority Hindu community.

State deputy chief minister Keshav Prasad Maurya announced the Cattle Healing Mobile Van Service on Monday and publicised a toll free number to help the authorities rescue cows in distress.

Maurya said each ambulance, which included a veterinarian and an animal paramedic, would transport abandoned, ill or injured cattle to special shelters or take them to animals hospitals for treatment in the state capital Lucknow and four other nearby cities.
Posted by:Fred

#10  Too bad SacredCowBurgers.com closed about 10 years ago...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-05-04 12:02  

#9  And promptly landed on Abdul Mannan.

(from a couple days ago)
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-05-04 12:00  

#8  Lampooned the lieutenant so listful,
"Woo woo," and the mooing was wistful,
Behooving a luvvie:
"This movie was groovy.
Some Hindu should give you a fistful!"
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-05-04 11:39  

#7  "The cow is a poem of mercy."
So said the Mahatma. In verse he
Rephrased it: "Thanks, Jersey,
For milk -- and you, Guernsey --
And urine to sip when I'm thirsty."
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-05-04 11:21  

#6  When you see a sacred cow, milk it for all its worth.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2017-05-04 10:52  

#5  Udderly ridiculous.
Posted by: DarthVader   2017-05-04 10:21  

#4  Kamadhenu, even. Can't spell for sh-t, lately. I blam kreyboad.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-05-04 10:02  

#3  With apologies to black and Hindu 'burgers, a twee meditation on reincarnation...

Thou back of the bovine, O Brahma...
Barack! Kamadenu, yo mama,
Was quick to go, "Jambo!"
To bigamous Shambo
And... cue self-born speech-lord Obama.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-05-04 09:56  

#2  Pls, pls Pappy let him stay at the table.
Posted by: Shipman    2017-05-04 08:28  

#1  An amoolance?
Cowbonix misappropriation. Ten yard penalty.
Posted by: gorb   2017-05-04 01:05  

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