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North Korea Accuses CIA Of Plotting A "Biochemical Attack" Against Kim Jong-Un
2017-05-05
[Zero Hedge] In the latest verbal fireworks involving the Pacific Rim's most unstable nation, overnight North Korea accused the CIA and the South Korea National Intelligence service of supporting a terrorist cell plotting to kill its "supreme leadership" with a bio-chemical weapon and said such a "pipe-dream" could never succeed.
I believe someone said the same thing about indoor plumbing.
According to AFP, the North's Ministry of State Security released a statement saying "the last-ditch effort" of U.S. "imperialists" and the South had gone "beyond the limits."

"The Central Intelligence Agency of the US and the National Intelligence Service (NIS) of south Korea, hotbed of evils in the world, hatched a vicious plot to hurt the supreme leadership of the DPRK and those acts have been put into the extremely serious phase of implementation after crossing the threshold of the DPRK," the North’s KCNA news agency quoted the statement as saying adding that "They hatched a plot of letting human scum Kim commit bomb terrorism targeting the supreme leadership during events at the Kumsusan Palace of the Sun and at military parade and public procession after his return home."

"A hideous terrorists’ group, which the CIA and the NIS infiltrated into the DPRK on the basis of covert and meticulous preparations to commit state sponsored terrorism against the supreme leadership of the DPRK by use of biochemical substance, has been recently detected."

In taking a page right out of the Turkish "shadow government" playbook, North Korea said the cell had "infiltrated" North Korea but the Ministry of State Security will "ferret out and mercilessly destroy to the last one the terrorists of the US CIA," the local ministry said as cited by the state’s KCNA news agency. Pyongyang identified one of the people involved in the "vicious plot" as "Kim," a timber worker who was allegedly bribed by the CIA while working in Russia in June 2014.
Posted by:Besoeker

#10  It's too late. The biochemical damage to Kim's drain has already happened.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2017-05-05 15:17  

#9  Sounds like a run of the mill Stalinist purge.
Posted by: phil_b   2017-05-05 15:13  

#8  Just (low-dose) poison Pudge's scotch. Let time and his drinking do the rest.
Posted by: Pappy   2017-05-05 12:32  

#7  We don't need to whack him. Just keep the pressure on until one of his generals does it for us.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2017-05-05 11:36  

#6  My God, Kim is getting into the jagermeister.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-05-05 10:54  

#5  Damfino. You're sure somebody haven't filled Pudgy's salt shaker with LiCl?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-05-05 10:03  

#4  I wonder who could be blamed the 'biochem' attack after a night of kimchi burritos?

Posted by: Mullah Richard   2017-05-05 09:36  

#3  the state’s KCNA news agency. Pyongyang identified one of the people involved in the "vicious plot" as "Kim,"

what a surprise
Posted by: Frank G   2017-05-05 09:34  

#2  They don't need to get that fancy. You love watching all the new military testing and have stands built for the viewing. We just wait until one kicks off and drop a cruise missile on your fat ass.

The fact your ass is still pudgy and not in tatters proves we don't want to kill you.

Yet.
Posted by: DarthVader   2017-05-05 09:18  

#1  ... Actually, THIS worries me - "The imperialist running dogs were gonna whack our beloved Fat Boy, so we had no choice but to strike first."

Remember how many NATO/WARPAC scenarios started with a manufactured provocation from the Red side.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2017-05-05 09:17  

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