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| -Lurid Crime Tales- |
| Man busted having oral sex in broad daylight in the middle of a McDonald's restaurant |
| 2017-05-12 |
| [DailyMail] - Conrad Jablecki is charged with with indecent exposure and open lewdness His cousin, Haywood Jablowme,was unavailable for comment. - He was caught having oral sex in the middle of a Pennsylvania McDonald's  - Employees threw the couple out before calling the cops on the pair - Police say they are still hunting for the woman who was engaging in the sex act Do you want fries with that? |
| Posted by:Blossom Unains5562 |
| #13 "Can't I just eat my waffle?" |
| Posted by: SteveS 2017-05-12 23:27 |
| #12 "Sir, would like to super-size that order?" |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2017-05-12 20:19 |
| #11 That's not the 'secret sauce' you were looking for. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2017-05-12 15:51 |
| #10 was he having oral sex by himself? Ron Jeremy to the courtesy phone? |
| Posted by: Frozen Al 2017-05-12 13:36 |
| #9 Newest Happy Meal? |
| Posted by: Airandee 2017-05-12 13:23 |
| #8 Police say they are still hunting for the woman who was engaging in the sex act They drove off in a Hummer. |
| Posted by: gorb 2017-05-12 11:01 |
| #7 Pair were caught having sex in a restaurant parking lot - and the woman pulled a DANDELION from her genitals after police busted them Wearing a hat but fresh out of rabbits? |
| Posted by: Count Galeazzo Bucket6117 2017-05-12 10:39 |
| #6 Police say they are still hunting for the woman who was engaging in the sex act I must admit to being relieved to read this sentence - for a moment there I thought he was engaging in oral sex by himself. |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2017-05-12 10:08 |
| #5 There is an Anthony Weiner lurking in Conrad Jabiecki trying to get out. Public sex must be a turn-on for him and the lady as well. I imagine the lunch hour crowd was somewhat aghast although people are finding it harder and harder to get shocked. If I had to choose between oral sex in broad daylight and someone shooting up the place I'd with the oral sex. I'd prefer neither with my lunch! |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2017-05-12 09:48 |
| #4 "Honey, it's big enough. You want a Whopper, go to Burger King" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2017-05-12 08:45 |
| #3 Conrad Jablecki Bill, Bill, Bill couldn't you come up with a better alias than that? |
| Posted by: AlanC 2017-05-12 07:32 |
| #2 Police say they are still hunting for the woman who was engaging in the sex act I'll bet! |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2017-05-12 05:34 |
| #1 Sounds odd - was he having oral sex by himself? The title of the article suggests as much. |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2017-05-12 00:31 |