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Kung Fu master uses his TESTICLES to pull seven cars in eye-watering demonstration
2017-05-31
A Kung Fu master has successfully pulled seven cars - using just his testicles .

Martial arts expert Hung Lo Ye Wei performed the eye-watering feat in front of stunned onlookers on March 30.

Channelling all of his strength into his genitals, Mr Wei towed the seven Audis, which weighed a combined 12.6 tonnes, for a total of eight metres.
Hey, a metric tonne is only 0.984 long tons. Now I'm not so impressed.
The impressive performance took place in his hometown of Zibo City, in East China's Shandong Province, where Ye has been practicing his own brand of martial arts for the past three decades.
His very own, I'm guessing.
He has made something of a name for himself over the years while following a style of martial arts that focuses on "inner strength", energy from his spine, as well as his testicles - which he calls his "outer kidneys".
Now he calls them his distant outer kidneys.
Incredible mobile phone footage from Ye's attempt shows dozens of onlookers excitedly cheering him on.

After tying the rope around both his testicles, Ye heaves the linked cars and successfully pulls them backwards in a straight line.

Ye did not say which organisation he has enlisted to track his incredible feat, but he was quoted as saying: "The record keepers have confirmed my successful attempt."
How do you confirm something you can't watch?
When asked why he chose to set such an unusual record, Ye added: "I do this in order to recognise the past 20 to 30 years that I've been practicing martial arts."
It certainly isn't because he's looking for any students.
Ye practices what he calls "zen source tai chi".
A very effective martial art. Once opponents see what he can do, they scatter like flies.
He says it exercises the pelvis and muscles around the thigh.

It is also thought to prevent premature ejaculation.
More than anything else, probably because it takes a while for the nerve signals to travel eight meters.
Posted by:gorb

#1  Ah'm guessing he stands up before he flushes.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-05-31 08:28  

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