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Chimpanzees aren't people, New York court says
2017-06-10
[RT] The New York Supreme Court has rejected a claim by an advocacy group that two chimpanzees held in captivity should be treated like legal persons and granted the right of habeas corpus – relief from unlawful imprisonment.

The Nonhuman Rights Project and its president, Steven Wise, sought habeas corpus relief for Tommy and Kiko, two chimpanzees held in cages by private owners in upstate New York, and argued that chimpanzees were entitled to many of the same legal rights as humans.

Five judges on the Appellate Division of the state’s Supreme Court ruled unanimously against the group on Thursday. Any shared abilities the chimpanzees may have with humans do not translate to their ability to be held legally accountable for their actions, Justice Troy Webber wrote in the decision.
Posted by:Fred

#9  But but but but these chimps "identify" as being human.
Posted by: warthogswife   2017-06-10 14:47  

#8  Chimpanzee. AK47. LOL.
Posted by: John Frum   2017-06-10 13:40  

#7  In the post-modern era, it ought to be sufficient that they "identify" as "human" in order to have "rights" (whatever these words are supposed to mean nowadays).
Posted by: Si vis pacem   2017-06-10 13:05  

#6  But they can still Vote right? Or have the local DNC rep vote for them right?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-06-10 12:25  

#5  monkey with an AK, how appropriate
Posted by: 746   2017-06-10 11:46  

#4  do not translate to their ability to be held legally accountable for their actions

Sounds sort of like Comey determining Swillary's "intent..."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2017-06-10 08:04  

#3  I dunno. There's quite a few in congress.

Chimps aren't people. What gave you a clue?
Posted by: AlanC   2017-06-10 08:00  

#2  If only you lefties believed in gun rights for all, even chimps can be free...

Posted by: Thraviling Thravinter1435   2017-06-10 04:41  

#1  There is a Hebrew expression "I don't know if you're dumb/crazy or pretending"
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-06-10 03:49  

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