HuffPost -- calling it by its old name, Huffington Post, is transbrandingophobic -- sent some of its staff to visit people in America who live outside of Manhattan and the D.C. area.So far they are off to a good start. Just this morning they visited a diner on Route 66.
HuffPoser 1: Good morning, person west of civilization. How was your sleep phase?
HuffPoser 2: Yes, restaurant cleric. We would like to order nourishment for our first partaking of the day: shredded swine flesh, fried chicken embryos, and extract of citrus!
HuffPoser 1: Please, Earthling, um, person with a rouge connection between head and torso, interact with me verbally so that I may better acquaint myself with your ignorance, cultural depravity, and your political superstitions.
HuffPoser 2: We are just like you. We are parental units to several progeny.
HuffPoser 1: I am not condescending or sarcastic. Your positive perception of me is vital to my existence.
HuffPoser 2: We are just like you. We consume mass quantities of liquids containing fermented sugars derived from cereal grain starches.