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Iraq
ISIS snuffie in escape bid dressed as GIRL
2017-07-22
[DAILYSTAR.CO.UK] AN Islamic State fighter disguised as a woman was caught – when Iraqi troops spotted his beard.
One of the more brilliant ISIS bad boyz, eh?
The desperate jihadi dressed in drag as he tried to flee the liberated Iraqi city of Mosul. He had slapped on lipstick, plucked his eyebrows and painted his eyelids in vibrant eyeshadow. But he only trimmed his beard – keeping a moustache and goatee.
I've always wondered if there's not a non-religious reason Moslems cover their wimmin like that. I mean, there's gotta be some reason they're not proud of them.
Liberating troops rumbled him, and slapped him in handcuffs before snapping his mugshot.
"Jest keep yer hands in the air where we can see 'em, missy!"
Hordes of Isis fighters are desperate to dodge capture after the city was freed from the brutal terror group. They have been resorting to all kinds of tricks to slide past the authorities and many have taken to dressing-up as women to elude detection.
"What're you doin' after the indictment, cutie pie?"
One painted his face with thick make-up and wore a padded bra to give himself feminine curves. But his thick carpet of chest hair was clearly visible through his vest.
"He looks kinda like me sister, back in old Sadr City!"
Another was scooped up wearing a striking red velvet ladies’ suit. His beard had tipped-off the troops who arrested him.
"Step over here, if y'don't mind, missy! Yeah, you, the one with the braids in yer beard!"
And three young warlords were snared trying to pass themselves off as a family group. They caught the attention of Iraqi troops because the “mother” of the family was wearing an eye-catching electric blue outfit.
"Oh, honey! Where did you get that dress?"
Posted by:M. Murcek

#10  This is what happens when young boys grow up without ever seein' a lady up close.
Posted by: Dron66   2017-07-22 16:43  

#9  RuPaul's having a really bad day...
Posted by: Raj   2017-07-22 16:27  

#8  It wasn't a disguise, xie was ready for a date.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2017-07-22 14:24  

#7  I always tell my girlfriend that if I had to deal with makeup, I'd cry. Then I remind her she does not need any...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2017-07-22 13:06  

#6  I think the gentleman -- or his partner in cosmetics -- drew the brow too thick, then tried to cover it up by slapping more foundation on it instead of starting over again with clean skin, MM. And, upon seeing the mess he'd made, left alone the other brow and the dirty fingerprints on the forehead.
Posted by: trailing wife   2017-07-22 12:55  

#5  I think one takeaway is pancake is poor at covering power burns or abrasions or whatever is going on over that one side of the just slightly modified monobrow...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2017-07-22 12:46  

#4  Stone him her!
Posted by: Frank G   2017-07-22 12:41  

#3  The mod was Fred Pruitt, MM.
Posted by: trailing wife   2017-07-22 12:39  

#2  He certainly made an effort to improve his appearance, poor thing.
Posted by: trailing wife   2017-07-22 12:37  

#1  Whichever mod did the heavy lifting... Outstanding!
Posted by: M. Murcek   2017-07-22 12:33  

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