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Detroit Firefighter Fired for Bringing ‘Racially Insensitive' Watermelon to Work
2017-10-10
[Breitbart] A Detroit firefighter was fired before he officially began his first day on the job for bringing a watermelon to work.

Robert Pattison, 41, introduced himself to his fellow firefighters at Engine 55 at the corner of Joy and Southfield in Detroit by bringing a welcome gift, WJBK reported.

Second Battalion Chief Shawn McCarty calls this welcome gift "a tradition" for Engine 55’s firefighters.

"It’s not mandatory, it’s voluntary," he said. "You come in bearing gifts. The usual gift is doughnuts, but you are allowed to bring whatever you want to bring in."

Pattison, who was a probationary firefighter, decided to stand out from the crowd and bring a watermelon with a pink bow on top.

Some black firefighters were reportedly offended by Pattison’s gesture since 90 percent of the firefighters at Engine 55 are black.

"When you get your first detail at a firehouse you pretty much know what you are getting yourself into," said Patrick Trout. "So you would have to say it was probably a bad call."

McCarty said that some people at the firehouse claim it is "racially insensitive" to bring a watermelon to a firehouse.

Pattison argued that he did not bring in the watermelon as a joke and had no intention of offending his colleagues.

Fire Commissioner Eric Jones said in a statement that Pattison was officially discharged:
Posted by:Besoeker

#16   #14 Can I get some Tater Salad too?

Depends. Are these potatoes of color or racist white potatoes?

Posted by: SteveS   2017-10-10 23:21  

#15  As a white person I will be EXTREMELYOFFENDED if I find any crackers in the kitchen!!
Posted by: Hupeting Sforza8196   2017-10-10 21:31  

#14  Can I get some Tater Salad too?
Posted by: Frank G   2017-10-10 20:50  

#13  I wonder what the full story is. Is this a story of one or two professional whiners and spineless admins? Is Pattison a jerk? Is Engine 55 a bunch of bigots?
Posted by: james   2017-10-10 20:49  

#12  Everyone loves watermelon. And fried chicken. Except commies.
Posted by: SteveS   2017-10-10 20:36  

#11  Sounds like a good suit. Glad Deeetroit is going so swimmingly that they can discharge someone after all that expensive training
Posted by: Frank G   2017-10-10 19:11  

#10  Exactly. I wouldn't fight fire with people who are too emotional to brush this off, or cannot take a joke.

Hey, know what is good after fighting a fire? Cold watermelon.
Hydrate and cool off while the pulp helps get some of that grit crap out of the mouth.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-10-10 18:27  

#9  You don't want to work with those idiots anyway.
Posted by: newc   2017-10-10 15:55  

#8  Better send that 'racially insensitive' watermelon to sensitivity training
Posted by: Ho Chi Gonque1026   2017-10-10 13:14  

#7  Pattison, who was a probationary firefighter, decided to stand out from the crowd and bring a watermelon with a pink bow on top.

Clearly some are sensitive about their gender roles.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-10-10 09:58  

#6  I thought the watermelon label was a green/commie thing.
Posted by: Grunter   2017-10-10 09:52  

#5  Can you still bring fried chicken to the firehouse?
Posted by: JohnQC   2017-10-10 08:54  

#4  Do blacks not eat watermelon now?

When we were bringing the fruit to Little League 20 years ago we would take oranges and water-melon and it all got et up by everyone.
Posted by: AlanC   2017-10-10 08:29  

#3  Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2017-10-10 07:33  

#2  Of for petes sake its a frigging watermelon - just a watermelon.
Its not like it was a pair of shoelaces or anything!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-10-10 00:50  

#1  The usual gift is doughnuts, but you are allowed to bring whatever you want to bring in."

That is, until Bob Pattison showed up.
Posted by: Besoeker   2017-10-10 00:47  

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