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| It's Official: Men Are Treated Worse than Dogs |
| 2017-11-02 |
| Posted by:g(r)omgoru |
| #9 Cats shit in the house. Men and dogs are trainable. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2017-11-02 20:00 |
| #8 Don't forget spiders and such light bulbs I rank below the fish, only because the hermit crabs died. And yeah, dog gets spoiled bigly. Knew that would happen, one of my conditions of concession was dog had to be a work dog. He loves it when I sneak him off to work/play. Paid off. Wife and kids went fishing, suddenly found themselves surrounded by cattle with Big Poppy not happy about humans in his harem. Dog got the cattle gathered and went nose to hoof long enough for the family to egress. Yes, I got crushed in the comments years ago at Notional Review for saying "The world is divided into two groups of people: Those who like something that eats its own shit licking their face and all the rest of us." Reminds me of a particular scene in Kentucky Fried Movie. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2017-11-02 16:41 |
| #7 This is not news. You should see "She who must be obeyed" and our precious little darling Rat Terrier. A woman only wants two things from a man: DNA Take out the trash After you've given her the DNA for her 2.5 kids, all she wants is for you to take out the trash. That's where dogs fill in the gap. I can tell you that women most of all do not want a dog that can talk because of all of the stuff she tells the dog when you are not around. Remember what Heinlein said: Women and cats are going to do as they please and men and dogs are just going to have to get used to it. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2017-11-02 16:08 |
| #6 Yes, I got crushed in the comments years ago at Notional Review for saying "The world is divided into two groups of people: Those who like something that eats its own shit licking their face and all the rest of us." |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2017-11-02 15:18 |
| #5 they're easier to housebreak They train their humans to let them shit in the house. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2017-11-02 10:38 |
| #4 I've mailed the link to ex-wife. She replied "That's because they're easier to housebreak.". |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2017-11-02 09:17 |
| #3 Dog = submissive. Cat = not so much... |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2017-11-02 08:39 |
| #2 ...actually prefer to be a cat. See the ladies pamper their cats. Do they expect them to take out the trash? Thinking about it, what work does a cat pull around the house to get all that attention and fawning? |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2017-11-02 08:21 |
| #1 I guess Iggy Pop was ahead of the curve when he wrote I wanna be your dog. |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2017-11-02 07:16 |