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-Lurid Crime Tales-
NFL Redskins heiress: 'Hurry up, Jew'
2018-01-06
[NY Post] The millionaire socialite accused of hurling anti-Semitic slurs at a Manhattan restaurant patron on New Year’s Eve before bashing him in the head with her mirrored designer clutch was in a Manhattan courtroom Thursday ‐ and her lawyer was a public defender.
She swings a mean glass purse.
Jacqueline Kent Cooke was represented by a taxpayer-funded lawyer ‐ despite being the daughter of late multimillionaire and Washington Redskins owner Jack Kent Cooke ‐ who said in court that she was simply misheard and that the bloodied victim is to blame for her broken finger.
Please don't snap the pic until the blood reaches the collar of my Ravis.
Matthew Haberkorn suddenly started screaming at her in the coat check line inside Caravaggio on the Upper East Side, the lawyer claimed.

"My client never made the slur that she was accused of making," Rebecca Phipps, a lawyer with New York County Defenders, told the court. "This is a simple misunderstanding where a statement was misheard at a busy restaurant. That statement was never made."

Prosecutors allege the 29-year-old spat, "Hurry up, Jew," at Haberkorn’s mother as she waited to retrieve her coat, and then twice bashed Haberkorn in the head with her Lulu Guinness Women Chloe Mirror Perspex Clutch outside the eatery, leaving him bloodied.
Jacqueline Kent Cooke just became attorney Matt Haberkorn's 7 digit 401K.
The usual from Heavy.com, including a photo of the lady in question carrying the clutch in question. Not something I would bother to spend money on, but tastes differ:
Jacqueline Kent Cooke: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  Would.
Posted by: Regular joe   2018-01-06 19:01  

#4  "...when he was 74 and she was 31."

Big head should always pay heed to the /2+5 rule.
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2018-01-06 18:00  

#3  It is unkind, but I think this bit from the Heavy article is telling:

Her mother, Suzanne Martin Cooke, Jack Kent Cooke’s third wife, told the Post at the time, “He’d be spinning in his grave right now if he knew.” Jacqueline Kent Cooke’s mother married Jack in 1987 when he was 74 and she was 31. They separated within weeks and he later married again.
Posted by: trailing wife   2018-01-06 09:31  

#2  At least she isn't as skanky looking as Rooney Mara...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-01-06 09:08  

#1  Jacqueline Kent Cooke

Okay, but I bet she's good with a toaster.
Culinary snark of the day.

Posted by: Albemarle Omusomp3644   2018-01-06 05:04  

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