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| Oprah Will Run In 2020 |
| 2018-01-12 |
| h/t Instapundit [Townhall] If I was a Democrat, like everyone at NBC and noted Cruise Director Bill Kristol, I’d want Oprah Winfrey to run for president too. She’s got all the qualifications to be a Dem candidate - she’s vacuous, she embraces all the required liberal taboos, and she hates the right people - that is, people like you. And, best of all, Oprah isn’t one of the horde of weirdos, losers, and mutations already threatening to run. She knows how to string a sentence together, which is useful. Oprah wouldn’t be a human gaffe machine like Touchy Joe Biden. She’s also not 87 years old like he is - it’ll be a shame to miss out on what Joe says and does as age loosens his tongue. Someone get that man a Twitter account! ...Those pics of Oprah cavorting with Harvey Fernseed won’t stop her - she’ll get a liberal gal pass like Meryl Streep. Remember, the liberals don’t really care. It’s all fake outrage designed to kneecap competitors. When a history of not harassing women, or enabling those who do, gets in the way of what liberals really want, it’s "Gropes away!" Right, Felonia Milhouse von Pantsuit? ...Warren wants to keep resisting. Oprah’s secret is her unspoken promise of a return to normalcy, of calm and quiet. But, of course, that's a lie. Oprah will be an activist liberal and will put a bull’s eye on those of us who refuse to fawn and applaud. ...Bernie Sanders may run again, and he’s so crusty he makes Biden look like a whippersnapper. But the millennials seem to love him, which is why you have to operate under the rebuttable presumption anyone who is a millennial is too damn stupid to vote. It will be an exciting campaign with months of earnest dummies in Che T-shirts assuring us that true socialism has never been tried and that Venezuela is somehow all Trump's fault. ...Let's see, there's Kirsten Gillibrand, because America yearns for another bitter Northeastern liberal nominee. She's another one who hopes to ride the #MeToo fake outrage down Pennsylvania Avenue and stable it at the White House. The way she stuck the Clintons in the back probably isn't going to help her raise money, though it was hilarious. But Kirsten comes off as hating men. Every guy has dated a Kirsten once. Once. ...Oprah superficially seems to love everybody. She’s all feelings and hugs, but a TV show isn't the campaign trail, and since the liberal media no longer has a monopoly of coverage, she won’t get to write the script. The truth will come out. Oprah already has her own deplorable problem - there's an interview with her suggesting a good chunk of non-liberal Americans are racist and need to die. These people are apparently not the very best yous they can be, and must therefore be purged. ...Oprah checks all the liberal boxes. She believes in science, meaning she thinks both heat waves and cold fronts prove global warming, that you can change your gender by wanting to, that vaccines are a conspiracy, and that Dr. Oz’s magic fungus extract will cleanse your body of negative waves, thereby allowing you to be the very best you you can be. You know she's going to hate guns in the hands of anyone but her private security force. You know that she believes in perpetual conflict over race, gender, and all the other touchstones of liberal hate-mongering. You know that a Winfrey administration would be filled with the same band of punks and hacks who brought us ISIS, North Korean nukes, and who abandoned the Iranian freedom fighters just before shipping their oppressors pallets of 100 dollar bills. ...It's painfully obvious that the Democrats are seeking their own Donald Trump, only without the rough edges. What is super amusing is to listen to the liberals n’ their Never Trump fellow travelers howl about how Trump is a no-experience entertainer, and then to watch them wet themselves over a no-experience entertainer because she’s all-in for the left. Muh principles, indeed. Oprah represents their chance to impose a softer tyranny than Hillary would have, and thereby maybe avoid another counter reaction by the Normals. Oprah seems to be what Hillary never could be - nice. But under that nice exterior still lurks the same hatred and contempt for you that Democrats all share. |
| Posted by:g(r)omgoru |
| #7 Will treat this place as a giant pity party while demonizing sanity and setting up new armies of strawmen. Pathetic. |
| Posted by: newc 2018-01-12 15:40 |
| #6 What if her close friend Geffen goes down in Paedogate? |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2018-01-12 15:27 |
| #5 AU, That is a poser. isn't it? The Boomer Generation of Politicians has held onto power with a death grip while crushing the next wave of upstarts. |
| Posted by: magpie 2018-01-12 13:58 |
| #4 But, seriously, who else do they have? |
| Posted by: Abu Uluque 2018-01-12 10:12 |
| #3 Yep, that's going to turn rural Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin back to the Donk fold. /s |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2018-01-12 07:34 |
| #2 Dr. Phil and Richard Simmons will be training all American troops also diet bullying exercises etc. I can picture it now War Dogs and top brass town hall meetings and boo hoo time and make up shows with people like the Clintons and shit awesome! |
| Posted by: Jack Chaiter7913 2018-01-12 05:46 |
| #1 One the reasons Soetoro never left Washington. He will no doubt play a big role in her bid for the oval office. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2018-01-12 05:24 |