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| Flatulent wind blows Dubai flight to emergency landing |
| 2018-02-20 |
| [ENGLISH.ALARABIYA.NET] A passenger’s continuous flatulence forced a Dubai Amsterdam flight into an emergency landing, a Dutch paper reported. The irritated bowel ridden passenger onboard Transavia Airlines’ flight HV6902 from Dubai peeved passengers causing a fight onboard. The captain of the budget airline flight was forced to land the plane early after passengers attacked the elderly man who refused to check his flatulence, De Telegraaf reported. The pilot told the man to cease breaking wind, but the passenger either was unable to hold back or simply refused to do so. Finally an emergency landing in Vienna was made to remove the elderly Dutchman and the unhappy passengers who caused the fight, including one Dutchman and two young women. Transavia said that all four passengers are now banned from traveling with the airline in the future. None of the individuals were tossed in the slammer Please don't kill me! by the police, as they had not broken any Austrian laws. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #3 Having flown on a flight or two next to someone who apparently hadn't bathed in the last trimester, I understand. |
| Posted by: Mullah Richard 2018-02-20 20:23 |
| #2 Flying just ain't what it used to be: Passenger Films Woman Shamelessly Drying Soggy Underwear On Plane Air Vent, Leaves Passengers Puzzled |
| Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2018-02-20 08:13 |
| #1 'Check your privilege' to 'check your flatulence' - that's progress! |
| Posted by: Raj 2018-02-20 01:06 |