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California Sets Up 24-Hour Hotline to Report 20-Pound Rodent Sightings
2018-02-24
[PJ] The California Department of Fish and Wildlife (CDFW) is asking for the public's help in identifying populations of invasive nutria (Myocasator coypus). The giant, rodents, natives of South America, have reportedly been reproducing in California, and CDFW authorities are trying to determine the extent of the infestation.

"To date, nutria have been found in wetlands, rivers, canals and other freshwater habitat in Merced, Fresno and Stanislaus counties," CDFW explained in a recent bulletin. "If allowed to establish, nutria will severely impact California’s resources, causing the loss of wetlands, severe soil erosion, damage to agricultural crops and levees and reduced stability of banks, dikes and roadbeds, as they have done in Louisiana, Chesapeake Bay and the Pacific Northwest. Nutria also degrade water quality and contaminate drinking supplies with parasites and diseases transmissible to humans, livestock and pets."

A multiagency Nutria Response Team has been activated, tasked with creating a nutria eradication plan.

"We have no idea how many there are or how they were reintroduced," CDFW spokesman Peter Tira told NPR. "We don’t know if someone set one loose or if there was an isolated population out there that we didn’t know about. But we do know we have to get rid of them."
Posted by:Besoeker

#17  I had to look up asseverates, but now I know. My learning for the day — thank you, Zenobia F!
Posted by: trailing wife   2018-02-24 22:53  

#16  Asseverates modern Ms. Cleaver,
"A nutria's just like a beaver!
Trans-feminist studies
Sez all must be buddies...
Except the conceiving believer."
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2018-02-24 20:04  

#15  #3 Myocasator coypus. they will dodestroy the work white people refuse to do.
Posted by: Besoeker

Fixed it for you. I grew up in Louisiana. I know how destructive they can be.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2018-02-24 18:18  

#14  A nutria attacked Jimmuah Cahtah once. It was reported that he beat it off with a canoe paddle...

The handjob President.
Posted by: Skidmark   2018-02-24 16:54  

#13  Report them so the DNC can sign them up for welfare and register them to vote [Democrat].
They will even be willing to fill out the ballots on their behalf!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2018-02-24 16:00  

#12  A multiagency Nutria Response Team has been activated, tasked with registering them to vote, I bet.
Posted by: Bobby   2018-02-24 14:40  

#11  I had some east of the Lake Charles area, Glenmore. They're actually quite tasty.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2018-02-24 12:38  

#10  Maybe the new generation of self-driving cars can have automatic nutria detectors / deflectors / destroyers built in. Or imagine anti-nutria drones...
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2018-02-24 12:00  

#9  A nutria attacked Jimmuah Cahtah once. It was reported that he beat it off with a canoe paddle...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-02-24 11:52  

#8  Do they eat poo and used hypodermic needles?
Posted by: trailing wife   2018-02-24 11:26  

#7  We have some good recipes for them here in Louisiana.
Posted by: Glenmore   2018-02-24 11:01  

#6  Big rodents? Quarantine Sacramento to keep them where they belong.
Posted by: AlanC   2018-02-24 09:41  

#5  All right! "Invasion of the Giant Venezuelan Rats!
Coming soon to a wetlands near you!"

I hit one with my truck going down the local FM road here once; imagine a black rat the size of a raccoon.
Posted by: ed in texas   2018-02-24 09:19  

#4  A multiagency Nutria Response Team has been activated, tasked with creating a nutria eradication plan.

Ah, now there is graft. Just offering a bounty on the pelts is too simple.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2018-02-24 08:46  

#3  Myocasator coypus. they will do the work white people refuse to do.
Posted by: Besoeker   2018-02-24 08:41  

#2  Such hostility to immigrants who are only trying to feed their families and make a better life for themselves. Is is because their fur is brown?
Posted by: SteveS   2018-02-24 07:14  

#1  didn't know the state legislature was still in session....
Posted by: Mercutio   2018-02-24 05:34  

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