[ENGLISH.ALARABIYA.NET] Iranian sources have reported the disappearance of General Vahid Haghanian, the commander of Iran's Supreme Leader guards nearly about a month ago, amid speculations that he might have been detained or sent to his room.Ooh! Ooh!
We seen dis movie!
The disappearance of Haghanian, who also serves as a political assistant in the private inspection office of Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, has since Jan. 31 raised questions and speculations that there are confusions in the house of the Supreme leader.
See, da Fearless Leader's kidnapped dis babe, see? And she got dese really big bazongas and wears half a ton of makeup, an' da good guy really fell for her, see?
The news was reported on Tuesday on "Saham News" of the "National Trust party (Etemad Melli)," led by Mehdi Karroubi
, the leader of the Green Movement who is under house arrest.So he infiltrates da Imperial Guard and he gets promoted really quick because he got dese big muscles an' everything...
Haghanian is described as "the supreme leader’s right hand," and there is a possibility that he was tossed in the clink
Drop the rod and step away witcher hands up!
, but no confirmation so far.
An' he gets arrested cuz da babe give 'im the eyeball an' Fearless Leader got jealous, an' they throw 'im in this dungeon, an' dere's dis guy, he's been dere for the past thirty years, an' another guy, he's been there even longer, but he's dead and just a skeleton hangin' by his hands...
General Haghanian last appeared in a video spread on social media sites and Iranian websites, in which he insulted Iranian Vice President Eshaq Jahangiri during his visit to the earthquake-affected areas in Sarpol-e Zahab and the Qasr-e Shirin in the Kermanshah Province.
An' den the old guy, he's about to peg out, so he tells the hero where da treasure is...
Jahangiri said that the former President Ahmadinejad was responsible for the houses that were destroyed as they were constructed during his reign.
An' da hero hollers "Guard! Guard! Help! Help!," an' da guard comes an' the old man pegs out, an' da hero knocks out da guard an' takes his scimitar an' his shirt gets ripped up an' he's showin' all dem muscles...
The Supreme Leader’s shadow figure
On various occasions, Haghanian, a leader in the Revolutionary Guard, appears behind the Supreme Leader and accompanies him in the most important meetings.
An' den he makes his way to da Fearless Leader's apartment an' he kills da guards an' he busts in just as da Fearless Leader's ripped off most of da girl's shirt an' her groodies are hangin' out mostly...
He was also called the Supreme Leader’s shadow figure.
An' da hero sez "So, Khamenei! We meet again!" an' den dey have this sword fight up an' down da stairs an' Fearless Leader plays all dese dirty tricks an' da good guy stabs da Fearless Leader through da brisket...
Haghanian served for long time as an assistant to Khamenei's chief of staff and as a personal secretary who had strong influence and impact on Iran, especially after the Green uprising in 2009.
An' he grabs da babe an' dey jump out da window onto a horse an' get away...
Some Iranian activists suspected that Haghanian was arrested for being involved in corruption cases, while others believed that he was arrested because of his differences with Ali Asghar Hejazi, the director of the private security office of the Supreme Leader Khamenei’ office.
An' den dey got this scene where dey're on da beach in Tahiti drinkin' stuff outta coconuts an' makin' kissy face an' you see her butt. It was really good. I forget what it's called though.
