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Olde Tyme Religion
Pope Francis: 'There Is No Hell'
2018-03-30
[CNSNEWS] (To be sung through the nose:)

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace, you

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine there's nothing as important as you, nearly as important as me. Good and evil are constructs, so fighting one and aspiring to the other are pointless. Live your life like a sea slug, never try the air. You're born, you procreate, perhaps depending on which gender you've chosen, and you die. Your life is no more important than the spermatozoon that that swam through its briny deep and conceived you, and less productive, because it (or one of millions of them) found an egg.

Footnote: In a statement released on Mar. 29, after Scalfari's report garnered worldwide attention, the Vatican said:

"The Holy Father Francis recently received the founder of the newspaper La Repubblica in a private meeting on the occasion of Easter, without however giving him any interviews. What is reported by the author in today’s article [in La Repubblica] is the result of his reconstruction, in which the textual words pronounced by the Pope are not quoted. No quotation of the aforementioned article must therefore be considered as a faithful transcription of the words of the Holy Father."
Posted by:Fred

#10  "If there's a hell below, we're all gonna go." NSFW, and not especially relevant; just felt like hearing some Curtis after that Ronnie Oneal story the other day reminded me of him.
Posted by: Shusort Johnson9706   2018-03-30 23:16  

#9  When I fight fire eternal with comrades who'd fell,
To save the good souls who'd found about hell.
Quick down the hose line the story will pass,
To not even piss on your sorry lost ass.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2018-03-30 20:27  

#8  â€¦ My troubles are many, they're as deep as a well
I can swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell
Swear there ain't no heaven and pray there ain't no hell,
But I'll never know by living, only my dying will tell,

BS&T - And When I Die.
Posted by: AlanC   2018-03-30 16:04  

#7  Lil papi has not been to Baltimore.
Posted by: Regular joe   2018-03-30 15:36  

#6  Hell: "There is no Pope"
Posted by: Iblis   2018-03-30 14:43  

#5  I'm no Pat Buchanan fan, but his question "What did Jesus die on the cross to save us from?" is hard to ignore.
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-03-30 14:38  

#4  He'll know soon enough.
Posted by: Skidmark   2018-03-30 13:02  

#3  No need for a hell. We have liberals.
Posted by: gorb   2018-03-30 11:31  

#2  So, what did the whole focus of the religion die for on that cross?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2018-03-30 09:03  

#1  This jackass constantly (metaphorically) steps on his own crank and borders on heresy and heterodoxy. He must be forced out. He serves as a reminder of just how stupid and poisonous modernists and liberals are in the Catholic Church.

Time to go Francis.

Posted by: Injun Bucket8891   2018-03-30 00:46  

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