You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
Michelle Obama Declares Herself America's ‘Forever First Lady'
2018-05-02
[NTKNetwork] Former First Lady Michelle Obama offered herself as Americas "forever First Lady," at a college signing day event at Temple University in Philadelphia on Wednesday.

"We have such high hopes for you. See, I am not one of those doubters. I know that you have everything it takes to succeed," Obama said. "I know you are me, and if I can be standing here as your forever First Lady, then you can do anything you put your mind to."

The crowd erupted into applause at this line.
Posted by:746

#9  When do you get your Baptism in a bathtub full of fuitloops?
Posted by: newc   2018-05-02 22:24  

#8  Forever? A bloodsucking vamp,
Or well-meaning word on a stamp,
Or a flickering lamp
Unextinguished by Champ,
Or "Obama" tatooed on a tramp.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2018-05-02 20:32  

#7  Oh, Michelle! How can we miss you if you won't go away?
Posted by: SteveS   2018-05-02 20:25  

#6  Yeah.... compare hisself herself to Melania
Posted by: Frank G   2018-05-02 20:15  

#5  I'll go with the Jock Itch, SPOD:

Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2018-05-02 19:30  

#4  At least until the crowd who had to suffer through her idea of what school lunches should be get to vote.
Posted by: gorb   2018-05-02 19:24  

#3  Actually she is more like dandruff or jock itch
She keeps coming back
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2018-05-02 19:23  

#2  Imelda Marcos?
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2018-05-02 19:09  

#1  Trailer trash
Posted by: Bugs Lover of the Pixies8664   2018-05-02 18:47  

00:00