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Feds ID jail guard accused of sexual assault by the cut of his jib crank
2018-05-03
[NYPOST] A Brooklyn jail guard’s massive, hook-shaped penis helped the feds nab him for sexually assaulting inmates, it was revealed in court Tuesday as jurors listened on in shock.

Lt. Eugenio Perez is accused of forcing women at the Metropolitan Detention Center to give him oral sex ‐ and prosecutors said they were able to nail him as a suspect when multiple accusers described his distinctive phallus.

Indeed, the schlong arm of the law caught up to Perez when the feds made him drop trou to make a positive ID.

Just what made Perez’s member so memorable also became the big reveal on the first day of the Brooklyn jail guard’s sexual abuse trial.

"He wasn’t circumcised. It was big, and it was like a hook...It was humongous and it curved," a 38-year-old former inmate of the federal lockup in Sunset Park testified anonymously.
Posted by:Fred

#3  Bragger
Posted by: Frank G   2018-05-03 21:24  

#2  Lieutenant Eugenio's meanness
Offends the entire jailbird genus:
"It's not very sporting
When Perez comes courting
At night with his Cornershot penis!"
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2018-05-03 17:25  

#1  Bill Clinton couldn't be reached for comment on the investigative technique.
Posted by: P2kontheroad   2018-05-03 06:43  

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