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Chinese Company Claims it's 'Laser AK-47' can set you on fire from half mile away
2018-07-02
[Tech Crunch] Lasers! Everybody loves them, everybody wants them. But outside a few niche applications they have failed to live up to the destructive potential that Saturday morning cartoons taught us all to expect. In defiance of this failure, a company in China claims to have produced a "laser AK-47" that can burn targets in a fraction of a second from half a mile away. But skepticism is still warranted.

The weapon, dubbed the ZKZM-500, is described by the South China Morning Post as being about the size and weight of an ordinary assault rifle, but capable of firing hundreds of shots, each of which can cause "instant carbonization" of human skin.

"The pain will be beyond endurance," added one of the researchers.

Now, there are a few red flags here. First is the simple fact that the weapon is only described and not demonstrated. Second is that what is described sounds incompatible with physics.

Laser weaponry capable of real harm has eluded the eager boffins of the world’s militaries for several reasons, none of which sound like they’ve been addressed in this research, which is long on bombast but short, at least in the SCMP article, on substance.
Posted by:Besoeker

#12  Frank G, I read that while filming one of the prequels a few of the actors were subconsciously doing just that.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2018-07-02 17:40  

#11  Doubtful but make no mistake someday there will be.
Posted by: Woodrow   2018-07-02 14:51  

#10  How much? When is the demo?
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2018-07-02 14:34  

#9  But skepticism is still warranted.
I'm going with that.
Posted by: JohnQC   2018-07-02 14:22  

#8  The tow-behind generator (or big friggin' D-Cell carriers) would make it somewhat problematic for the stealth angle you speak of rj, so I would agree.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2018-07-02 12:34  

#7  With a laser gun you have to verbally make the "pew pew pew" sounds
Posted by: Frank G   2018-07-02 10:14  

#6  I would rather be hit by a laser that causes great pains than a bullet that spatters my brains.

I could see a laser being a very nice assassination weapon if you had time and space to set up in your sniper hole but as a hand-held battlefield weapon they are just too finicky and power requirements too high. Maybe on a vehicle, certainly on a ship, but not carried by soldiers. This sounds like nonsense to me.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2018-07-02 09:58  

#5  The really scary part is the high-capacity cord. Like, a hundred gauge or something, and super long. And then there's the chainsaw bayonet plug.
Posted by: Spomomp Cleter2573   2018-07-02 09:56  

#4  So, 800 yards with tracer rounds.
Posted by: Skidmark   2018-07-02 09:47  

#3  Paging Archimedes, to the courtesy phone. Can the Greeks claim cultural appropriation?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2018-07-02 07:39  

#2  ....but you have to stand real still.
Posted by: AlanC   2018-07-02 07:36  

#1  ...HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahNO.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2018-07-02 07:08  

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