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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Massive object damaged Uranus forever |
| 2018-07-04 |
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| Posted by:Frank G |
| #4 Today's blast from the past: Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was. "Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said. She said, "Rectum." "Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!" |
| Posted by: Anomalous Sources 2018-07-04 17:44 |
| #3 ... Nah, too easy. |
| Posted by: charger 2018-07-04 13:18 |
| #2 Scientists believe damage occurred approximately 4 billion Thanksgivings ago. |
| Posted by: Jusomp Lumplump4429 2018-07-04 10:54 |
| #1 [hangs head] sigh |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2018-07-04 10:39 |