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UN says it has run out of money for fuel, medicine in Gaza
2018-08-23
[IsraelTimes] Organization's political chief calls 'on all parties' to ensure aid reaches Strip, urges Hamas, always the voice of sweet reason, to give Israel info on Israelis in captivity.
Posted by:trailing wife

#14  US to UN: We gave you a hundred million dollars for Gaza. Where did it all go?

UN to US: well, about 50 million went to operating expenses - 5 star hotels and restaurants aren't cheap, you know. About 25 million went to Omar's Tunneling and Plumbing Company. 15 Million went to widows and orphans ammunition fund. 5 Million went to bakeesh for the local police.

US to UN: OK. That's only 95 million. What happened to the other 5 million?

UN to US: We spent it foolishly, on medicines and fuel.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2018-08-23 18:31  

#13  Who will you steal from now, UN fucktards.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2018-08-23 17:05  

#12  So, I guess that means you need to fold on Gaza.
Posted by: irishrageboy   2018-08-23 16:40  

#11  Then cut back on the terror tunnels and payments for homicide bombers and the like.

Zero fucks given.
Posted by: newc   2018-08-23 15:18  

#10  UN says it has run out of money for fuel, medicine in Gaza

There is still $$$ for 5-star dinners & hotels though?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2018-08-23 13:25  

#9  Graft ain't free, brother!
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2018-08-23 11:23  

#8  No fuel for those inflammable kites and balloons
Posted by: regular joe   2018-08-23 10:40  

#7  Please call with your concerns to 360-357-2414, NAS Whidbey Island Chaplain's Office. He really doesn't care either, but does get paid to listen.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2018-08-23 10:08  

#6  My heart bleeds for you.

Posted by: DarthVader   2018-08-23 09:03  

#5  Tell them to cancel their free lunch buffet for a week or so. That might offset it some.

Plus, the UN folks would then be in solidarity and able to claim 'pain and suffering'.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2018-08-23 08:40  

#4  Good at you POTUS!

Now how much money went towards the Paleo rockets and family jihad pensions?

It's almost as if they blew their welfare checks at Walmart.
Posted by: Woodrow   2018-08-23 08:12  

#3  UN says it has run out of Other People's money for fuel, medicine in Gaza
Posted by: Frank G   2018-08-23 07:33  

#2  They could try earning their living, rather than sponging off the rest of the world.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2018-08-23 07:21  

#1  Thanks, Donald!
Posted by: Raj   2018-08-23 00:35  

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