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Prophet Mohammed slippers missing for 16 years |
2018-10-16 |
[ENGLISH.ALARABIYA.NET] Shocked by the case of Prophet Mohammad’s slippers missing from Pakistain’s iconic royal mosque for 16 years and angered by inability of country’s law enforcement agencies to recover them, Chief Justice of Pakistain’s Supreme Court has formed a Joint Interrogation Team (JIT) to probe into the case. "Chief Justice of Supreme Court has formed a JIT comprising of officials from Pakistain’s Inter-Services Intelligence ...the Pak military intelligenceagency that controls the military -- heads of ISI typically get promoted into the Chief of Army Staff position. It serves as a general command center for favored turban groups such as Lashkar-e-Taiba and Jaish-e-Mohammad, tries to influence the politix of neighboring countries, and carries out a (usually) low-level war against India in Kashmir... (ISI), Military Intelligence and senior police officials to probe missing slippers of Prophet Mohammad (PTUI!)," a press statement issued from Supreme Court stated on Sunday. "We can’t even protect Prophet Muhammad’s slippers. What a shame," Chief Justice Saqib Nisar remarked on Sunday. A pair of slippers, believed to have been used by Prophet Mohammad (PTUI!), had gone missing from Pakistain’s Badshahi Mosque (royal mosque) on July 30, 2002. Apparently, thieves picked up the sacred relic from a glass case inside the Pakistain’s Badshahi Mosque, which was built in 1673 during the Moghul period, where it had been on display. Dozens of pilgrims and visitors used to visit the site every day. |
Posted by:Fred |
#15 Sh*t. My wife probably has a pair of those in her closet. |
Posted by: Mullah Richard OTR 2018-10-16 21:46 |
#14 "Curley Slippers, Don't fail me now!"? |
Posted by: Mugsy Glink 2018-10-16 17:54 |
#13 How did Pakistan get them in the first place? Mohamad never made it that far east and Pakistan was never the hub of the Caliphate that I'm aware of. Did some Moguls move them east or something? Or are these just Mohammed Era slippers masquerading as the real thing. |
Posted by: rjschwarz 2018-10-16 16:39 |
#12 If only they had a RAB like the Banglas... |
Posted by: Spot 2018-10-16 13:54 |
#11 Oh, what to the Musulmen's nose Is as sweet as the smell from those toes? Lo, the odor of socks As they worship those rocks Is refreshing as attar of rose! |
Posted by: Woozle Cheting7961 2018-10-16 13:23 |
#10 No, they just beat feet. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2018-10-16 12:29 |
#9 Did they get the OdorEaters, too? |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2018-10-16 11:30 |
#8 They planned to take more but they got cold feet, so they slipped away. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2018-10-16 09:51 |
#7 Yah, but shoe fetishes are a whole 'nother thing. |
Posted by: Whiskey Mike 2018-10-16 07:37 |
#6 Idolatry is Haram |
Posted by: Frank G 2018-10-16 07:14 |
#5 Apparently, thieves picked up the sacred relic from a glass case inside the Pakistain’s Badshahi Mosque, which was built in 1673 during the Moghul period... The Pak version of Ocean's 11? |
Posted by: Raj 2018-10-16 07:05 |
#4 The thieves left Mohamed's holey socks. |
Posted by: Andy Thusoth3807 2018-10-16 05:09 |
#3 Iranian operatives may have scurried off in the missing slippers. |
Posted by: Fairbanks 2018-10-16 02:47 |
#2 It was quite a fete to steal those slippers! |
Posted by: gorb 2018-10-16 00:33 |
#1 I have never seen anyone worship the rule of man so fervently |
Posted by: newc 2018-10-16 00:16 |