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Home Front: Politix
Everyone Who Takes on Trump Ends Up Crushed
2019-01-21
What is this eerie power Donald Trump has to select the perfect enemies, enemies whose own myriad failings often cause them to commit ritual suicide whenever they face him? He usually doesn’t even have to do anything ‐ these goofs do it to themselves.

His latest victim is BuzzFraud, that listcicle-curating web site for millennial geeks that had the mainstream media in a 24-hour festival of onanism over a report so full of Schumer that even Mueller and his pack of Democrat activists had to shout, "Yo, chill."

...Nancy Pelosi made the mistake of buying her own hype and thinking she could go troll-to-troll against him. Big mistake. She thought she could high-hat him by kinda/sorta rescinding her State of the Union address invitation.

...So, Trump waits until she and the rest of her pals are on a bus ready to jet off to party in Europe with a fig leaf stopover in Afghanistan and then he pulls the plug. We get delightful footage of dejected ugly Americans filing off the bus, their boondoggle delayed until they do their damn job. Glorious.

...See, Trump’s an equal opportunity brawler. It’s not just Democrats he smashes. It’s the Fredocons too. Take Mitt Romney, please, preferably to one of the Third World hellholes where he outsourced American jobs.

...Remember Michael Avenatti? We don’t, but his creditors do. And Stormy Daniels? Last we heard she was at the Peppermint Hippo gentleman’s club in Rancho Cucamonga, trying to pay off her judgment to Trump a dollar-bill at a time shimmying to "Pour Some Sugar on Me."

They keep lining up to take Trump out, and he keeps knocking them down. Name a significant feud he’s lost. You really can’t. It’s actually quite remarkable...

The Weekly Standard, dead. Trump, still president.

Kathy Griffin, career dead. Trump, still president.

Michael Cohen, aka No. 9575864, envying the dead. Trump, still president.

And thank goodness that Trump not only likes to fight but knows how to win. The GOP softies would have folded long ago in the face of media finger-wagging and howling Democrats. But not Trump. He enjoys crushing his enemies, seeing them driven before him, and hearing the lamentations of those who identify as women, as well as woke males who use Gillette products.
Posted by:g(r)omgoru

#6  To be fair Kathy Griffin's career was dead before she took a shot at Trump hoping to create some kind of relevance.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2019-01-21 13:20  

#5  hearing the lamentations of those who identify as women


thats good! very good


bwahahaha.....
Posted by: 746   2019-01-21 12:49  

#4  We get delightful footage of dejected ugly Americans filing off the bus, their boondoggle delayed until they do their damn job.

It doesn't have to be delayed. If it was so important they could always pay for it themselves. Heck, somehow Nancy parlayed her six figure job into something that easily makes her part of the 1%. She could probably pay for the whole thing herself and not even notice it.
Posted by: gorb   2019-01-21 10:48  

#3   ...and hearing the lamentations of those who identify as women

Nice turn of phrase there!
Posted by: Raj   2019-01-21 08:09  

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Posted by: 3dc   2019-01-21 01:54  

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Posted by: 3dc   2019-01-21 01:52  

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