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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Police: Woman Battered Beau With Pork Chop
2019-02-05
[THESMOKINGGUN] A Florida Woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly clobbering her boyfriend in the face with a frozen pork chop during a dispute Friday night in their residence.

Cops allege that Jennifer Brassard, 48, and her beau were "engaged in a verbal argument" around 9:45 PM when Brassard "threw a frozen pork chop at the victim." The pork chop, a criminal complaint notes, struck the man below the left eye, causing a half-inch laceration.

After getting hit with the pork chop, the victim fled the couple’s home.

Police tossed in the clink
Maw! They're comin' to get me, Maw!
Brassard after determining that she was the "primary aggressor" during the domestic confrontation.

Pictured above, Brassard was booked into the county jail on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge. She was released from custody yesterday afternoon upon posting $250 bond. A judge has ordered Brassard to have no contact with her boyfriend.

The criminal complaint does not indicate whether the pork chop was seized as evidence.
Posted by:Fred

#6  Lobster Beirut: Heavily battered (by artillery) and then fried...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-02-05 18:53  

#5  When it comes to battering, IMO, nothing beats a frozen mutton leg.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2019-02-05 13:06  

#4  Ahhhh Florida. Lived there for a time. GA gave my IQ points back to me when I crossed the FL border Northbound.
Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy   2019-02-05 13:00  

#3  If you put the right hot sauce on it, it'll hurt goin' in and comin' out...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-02-05 01:01  

#2  I had a thick cut pork chop for dinner tonight - them things can hurt like a bastard.
Posted by: Raj   2019-02-05 00:52  

#1  Florida woman for a change. Us men get tired...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-02-05 00:12  

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