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Dismembered remains of a horse found in Missouri park
2019-04-03
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) ‐ Animal control officers in Kansas City, Missouri, are investigating how the dismembered remains of a horse ended up in a city park.

A man playing disc golf found the remains Monday evening in Kessler Park.

Police spokesman Capt. Tim Hernandez says the horse appeared to have been prepared for consumption. After the meat was removed, the carcass was placed in a barrel and dumped in the park.

The horse’s head, hooves, legs, entrails, ribs and lungs were scattered in the area. Hernandez said in a news release that a veterinarian will determine the time and cause of the horse’s death.

Animal control will lead the investigation unless it is determined the horse was stolen.
Posted by:Besoeker

#6  No offense, latinxburguesxs! One of mis canciones mas favoritas.

Posted by: Junter Criper4766   2019-04-03 14:08  

#5  They put the head in Omar's bed.
Posted by: newc   2019-04-03 13:02  

#4  Kessler is a popular frisbee golf course, as I understand it.

Hernandez said in a news release that a veterinarian will determine the time and cause of the horse’s death.

Shoot, maybe get the butcher from Hyvee. Not football season, so that rules out Raiders fans.

Point of order: if these people are going to go all siege food, why not take the ribs and head? Heck, there's good broth material in the legs.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2019-04-03 11:21  

#3  Stolen from Fark - 'Worst Godfather sequel ever'.
Posted by: Raj   2019-04-03 10:22  

#2  ...gee, could this be linked to other events?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2019-04-03 10:15  

#1  "Khartoum!"
Posted by: Frank G   2019-04-03 09:23  

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