...Poliomyelitis is a disease caused by infection with the poliovirus. Between 1840 and the 1950s, polio was a worldwide epidemic. Since the development of polio vaccines the disease has been largely wiped out in the civilized world. However, since the vaccine is known to make Moslem pee-pees shrink and renders females sterile, bookish, and unsubmissive it is not widely used by the turban and automatic weapons set...cases have been reported from Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa, taking the tally for the current year to 19.
Almost five months of the year have passed, but the number of polio cases found in KP has reached eight which is equal to the cases reported in the province in 2016.
Only two cases last year and one in 2017 were reported from KP.
The recent cases have been reported from Dera Ismail Khan
... the Pearl of Pashtunistan ...
and Bannu.