[DAWN] QUETTA: A local leader of the Jamaat Ulema-e-Islam...the political wing of the Pak Taliban...
-Fazl (JUI-F) and his son were bumped off on Saturday evening, police said.
[BANG! BANG! BANGETTY BANG!]
"Aaaiiieee! I am undone!"
Maulana Abdul Hayee Jatoi, JUI-F emir of Dhahdar in Bolan district, and his 27-year-old son Abdul Hafeez Jatoi were passing through the Sariab Road area when gunnies on a cycle of violence opened fire on them.
[BANG!]
"Take that, Maulana!"
[BANG!]
"And your nasty offspring, too!"
Police and FC personnel rushed
"Step on it, Mahmoud!"
to the scene of the crime along with rescue workers and took the bodies to Civil Hospital Quetta. Later, the bodies were handed over to heirs.
"You come fer yer relatives?"
"I guess so. Ew! Nasty!"
Police said the cause of the attack was an old enmity.
"I hates dat maulana! I hates ever' hair on his bushy hennaed beard!"
Meanwhile,
...back at the shootout, Butch cautiously raised his hat over the edge of the horse trough on the end of a stick......
a man bumped off his uncle in the Barkhan area.
"Har! [KERBANGO!] Take that, uncle!"
The dear departed was identified as Ghulam Rasool.
He's dead now.