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Home Front: Politix
Joe Biden Tries to Quote Book in the Bible, It Goes Horribly Wrong
2020-11-27
[REDSTATE] Joe Foreign Policy Whiz Kid Biden
...Candidate for president in 2020. When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'...
was playing at being president today, giving a ’Thanksgiving message.’

But Joe Biden being Joe Biden meant that not only was he falsely assuming a role he didn’t have, namely president, but that he also was going to just completely mess it up.

First, he told people it was their "patriotic duty" to "forego family traditions" for Thanksgiving because of the Wuhan coronavirus (aka COVID19 or Chinese Plague)
...the twenty first century equivalent of bubonic plague, only instead of killing off a third of the population of Europe it kills 3.4 percent of those who notice they have it. It seems to be fond of the elderly, especially Iranian politicians and holy men...
They couldn’t even get the attempted "halo" picture right with the pictures, instead it came out looking like old Joe had sprouted horns.

Biden said, "We find ourselves again facing a long, hard winter."

Yes, if Biden were to be president, it definitely would be a "long hard winter." Despite claiming he was about "unity," he once again took the opportunity to attack President Donald Trump
...His ancestors didn't own any slaves...
. "[T]his grim season of demonization and division" under Trump "is going to give way to a year of light" and a "more compassionate chapter in the life of our nation," Biden declared.

But as to the virus, we’re in a much better position because of President Donald Trump and his Operation Warp Speed facilitating finding vaccines which are anticipated to start being distributed within a couple of weeks.

But then "devout Catholic" Biden really went over the slide when he tried to quote the Psalms. Or perhaps I should say The "Palms."

Oh my. He’s clearly reading off a teleprompter again and has absolutely no idea what he’s even saying.

Someone needs to tell the devout Catholic how to pronounce the word.

The longer clip is even more empty platitudes promising everything after having done nothing for 47 years.

So where’s the media coverage to mock Biden like they would have mocked Trump had he said this?

Answer: you know they’re not even going to go there.
Posted by:Fred

#16  Who could be monkeying with his teleprompter?
Posted by: James   2020-11-27 21:11  

#15  Gee. Even the typical 'Cafeteria Catholic' knows better than that.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2020-11-27 20:51  

#14  Yikes. I thought for sure that he must've corrected himself, or at least squirmed at having screwed it up, but no, he stepped right back into the box and did it again. Unbelievable. Color me taking a big ol' post-Thanksgiving shit on every "priest" who's ever so much as said a polite word to this monster.
Posted by: Phinenter Gleating7617   2020-11-27 18:46  

#13  If the knob offends thee...
Posted by: Bugs Unurong9726   2020-11-27 16:13  

#12  The Church of the Toobin Palmists

No need to grease the door knobs
Posted by: Frank G   2020-11-27 16:06  

#11  And by the way..this is the cut they released. I wonder how many takes.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-11-27 15:43  

#10  The Church of the Toobin Palmists....I hate it when they knock on my door.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2020-11-27 15:40  

#9  
Posted by: Clem   2020-11-27 14:08  

#8  Biden is a devout Palmist.
And Toobin is a high church Palmer
Posted by: Ometch Dingle8152   2020-11-27 13:18  

#7  Joe Biden is a devout Palmist. He's always got his hand out. A second rate profit, but he is working his way up the value chain.
Posted by: Ulavirong Omeager2818   2020-11-27 12:26  

#6  He learhed from the guy who said "corpsemen."
Posted by: M. Murcek   2020-11-27 10:50  

#5  And here I was expecting a story from the Bee about how Joe's tongue burst into flames when he tried quoting scripture.
Posted by: SteveS   2020-11-27 10:13  

#4  As others have noted, leftists are really rotten at faking religion. They really do know nothing about it but figure that they fake everything else and they can fake this, too. They are wrong.
Posted by: Tom   2020-11-27 08:09  

#3  Is this senile zombie going to last the next 90 days?
Posted by: Thrush Slusotle5664   2020-11-27 00:43  

#2  ...And Corn Pop sayeth to the Lord...
Posted by: JohnQC   2020-11-27 00:35  

#1  "And then Hunter begat the uh .. y'know, the ... thing "
Posted by: Chuckles Slimble3870   2020-11-27 00:31  

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