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| Bombshell: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum |
| 2022-12-22 |
| [Twitchy] While this explosive headline sounds like it could almost apply to the $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill being rammed through the Senate, it’s actually exactly what it sounds like. Yep, some French guy loaded a WW1 era artillery shell into his aft mortar ... on purpose. We mostly comment on politics, but sometimes we all just need to laugh, and this story was the perfect setup for Twitter users to have a ... umm ... blast. As you may imagine the man became the butt of many jokes. Read them at the link. |
| Posted by:Deacon Blues |
| #13 ^ SNORT |
| Posted by: Frank G 2022-12-22 21:05 |
| #12 When a game of "Hide the Mortar" goes wrong. |
| Posted by: Anomalous Sources 2022-12-22 20:35 |
| #11 All these years the old man's been walking crooked, and no one knew why. |
| Posted by: KBK 2022-12-22 17:52 |
| #10 Old Steven Wright routine: "They call this product 'The gentle laxative.' I don't know about you, but when I need a laxative, I want something that works like a bomb." |
| Posted by: M. Murcek 2022-12-22 11:25 |
| #9 The war team actors have gone too far this time |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2022-12-22 10:31 |
| #8 It was just a war souvenir he had in his bathroom and I lost his balance on his 3 am toilet trip and fell on it? |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2022-12-22 09:53 |
| #7 Guy was a little too literal when someone told him to shove it up his ass. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2022-12-22 07:00 |
| #6 Not sure how he drove to the ER. Probably chose his route very carefully. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2022-12-22 06:09 |
| #5 ^^ Inspector Harry Callahan though Josey had plenty of good lines like ohh.. Dying aint much of a livin' or You gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie? |
| Posted by: Bangkok Billy 2022-12-22 05:55 |
| #4 A man’s got to understand his limitations- The Outlaw Josie Wales |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2022-12-22 03:33 |
| #3 An old German General, lonely, Seeks cover and cronily, pronely Attempts to survive The French 75 Bar at Arnaud's (for gentlemen only!). Not really my kinda place... not that there's anything wrong with that. |
| Posted by: Muggsy Omuter9925 2022-12-22 03:28 |
| #2 Tell your kids that this is why you should never swallow your gum. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2022-12-22 01:32 |
| #1 He's French. It's a "bangette". |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2022-12-21 14:53 |