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88-year-old Man Has WWI Cannon Shell Removed From His Rectum ... wait, what?
2022-12-22
[PJMedia] Alternative headlines: “Great Artillery Aim” and “Now He Wants It Out?”

An 88-year-old French man somehow walked into a hospital with a WWI artillery shell sticking out of his keister. The unfired round is eight inches long and more than two inches wide.

Part of the hospital was evacuated in case the man’s buttocks exploded, but bomb disposal experts arrived and declared the shell was a relic and not likely to go off.

Doctors made an incision in the elderly man’s abdomen (ouch!) and removed the collector’s piece from his back door.
Posted by:DarthVader

#4  Hopefully, I convinced you to buy the 2 year maintenance plan. Got to keep up my average to stay off of corrective action.
Posted by: Super Hose   2022-12-22 15:49  

#3  /\ I think you waited on me last week. I was the guy who ordered the OEM F-150 radiator.
Posted by: Besoeker   2022-12-22 15:43  

#2  I’ve been told that older men sag as the years go on, not that I would have experience with that myself. I had not heard of sagging at the back end. Perhaps he overdid the fiber rich idea for five decades or so.
Posted by: Super Hose   2022-12-22 15:27  

#1  Ok DV, you had me thinking it was a hidden BB, so I bypassed it.

Given, the guy would have to be 126+/- years old to be in WWI.

But saw it in other blogs.

Still, how did it get where it was at in an 88 y/o no less?



Posted by: Threaper Peacock7708   2022-12-22 14:46  

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